Dying jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall.
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital. Apparently, the doctor said to the nurse, "You can discharge Mr. Hawking now," so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
omg im sobbing so hard, saddest yt comment ever bro, challenge, find a sadder one
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.
As I was eating this girl out, I thought I tasted some horse semen... I exclaimed, "Oh, Grandma! That's how you died!"
Man dies.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
I wasn’t close to my dad when he died. It’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine.
Why did the mailman die?
Because everyone dies.
Ama is a bitch. I want him to die and kill himself.
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.