Doesnt jokes
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
Friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand, so it can't stand up.
Me: Nah, it's just two tired.
Just 'cause I have a big penis doesn't mean I can't have sex.
My son said, "What rhymes with orange?"
I said, "No, it doesn't!"
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
People say dogs are like their owners. So true. My dog keeps on running into the street as if she doesn't care about her life.
I don't care about her life either hahahaha!! :)
There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?
Fat people jokes.
What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.
Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist? Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
While an unsuspecting father's at the office making money, this 18 year old son will spend his day in mother's cunny.
We're at the breakfast table, father eats and takes his calls, he doesn't know my mother's toes are kneading at my balls.
Q: What is the opposite of 'Dominos'?
A: Domi doesn't know!
Answering a knock at my door, I see a vacuum cleaner salesman who proceeds to tip a huge bucket of shit all over my carpet, before proclaiming any trace this hoover doesn't remove I will personally eat myself.
"Well, I hope you're hungry," I replied, "'cause they cut off my electric this morning!"
Why is prostitution illegal?
Because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anyone outperforming them.
What's the difference between a penis and a gun?
A child doesn't cry when a gun goes off in its mouth.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.
Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"
Do you get it? SEArch.