When He Loves It, I Love Myself

aw thats sweet

im glad youre happy

Mhm

its a diffrent kind of happy.

It’s the same happy that I have with mal

really?

Yeah

Yayayaya

Not slick

....

Hehe you guys saw that whoops 😭

dad.

dont talk about that with ME'

i didnt see it

OH

thats crazy

That’s false

"my dick proves it"

not aprroves

oh

Oh mb

thats even worse

im sorry daughter

itz ok mommy

😭

lmao

Lmao dw Charlie I’ve never had an erection on call

WB OFF CALL

TWIN YOU SCARING ME

That’s private information that should not be discussed in front of our daughter

oh

?

...

lmao

im uncomfertable

Bahaha

🫁

🧠

🫀

👅

🩸

Luns

Bain

im gonna eat you luns

Harb

oh

Tumng

Blub

i no dinner

Mensation

yes dinner

Right. Mals my dinner tn

STOP EW

but mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Her ass?

you have an ass fettish

i dont want to be eaten

4 course meal right there btw

This is criminally inconclusive

i have a hand fettish

YUPP

CLOCK IT MAMAS

I missed it

We know.

Wat it say

i know you do

hell yeah

Nu uh

I missed it wat did dis say

😫

😭

Oh yeah sure…

i never got jays hands </3

yeah i like being alive

You’re never getting my hands but ur getting mals

Vore 🥀

i dont want your hands

my hands so bad

Pinky

theyre all js bad

Floppy pinky is crazy

But hot

the pinky doesnt help tho

hell nah

dont even

Oh it does

I GOT HIS HANDS

BUT I CANT SEND IT

he said no too

erm.

Deleting before Charlie saves the image

Ty for the assist

i dont think she approves lmao

Mhm

i disaprove of the hands.

I GOT HIS HAND IN FISH AND IT SO YUMMY

She likes hands you like biceps

FIST*

😫

i love biceps

slurp slurp yum

And I (kinda) have muscular biceps

i love someone stronger than me

Bahahahaha that is so clip worthy

who can pick me up and throw me

i want

Uh

to be spun like in the princess movies

its cute

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

that then kissed

yup

In your insanely cute sunflower dress in the rain yeah yeah Ik

nonono

thats different

that doesnt involve being picked up and spun my dress too short for that

dont wanna flash no one

Yet…

i want dinner but i dont no food

That’s what I do to my mom when she asks me to hug her

aw

you can pick your mommy up?

Mhm

shes a shorty like you

My moms as tall as mal

ha

Idk if that’s a good thing or a bad thing

i like my height

i dont wanna be tall

yk now that i think about it

Or really to put it better, mal is as short as my mom and my sister

hm

i used to hate my height but jay made me love it.

aw

same with like, almsto everythig about myself

"to be honest, your heights perfect"

I’m like 5’7

and i feel like it is.

aw

im not

not twins

Ur perfect the way you are

tyty

i eat bananas

banananananna

Nanas 😋

I’m gonna suck a banana now

HELPPPPPPPPPPp

Yes?

HES TRYNA MAKE ME EAT DINNER'

Good

eat

ur suppoused to be on my side :<

no

food important

eat food

Mal you eat me banana (ill buy one from the store for you

fine

Good may!

^^

Don’t forget to hydrate too

i dont like bananas tho

Make sure to stay wet

You’ll like the bananas I’ll buy you

Girl

boi

Mister simmy

brofat

Rhino

brother

i didnt see

hey

wtf man

Hehehe

nothing here is

But there’s a hehe right there and now there’s two hehes in this sentence

no

theres no hehe

wdym

are you hallucinating again?

we've talked abt this

hehe

I’m a flying egg salad sandwich. I don’t hallucinate

take your pills and sleep

Mal dropping N word in our doc go crazy

i didnt say it

i said

"n word"

those exact words

not the actual word

goofy

see

N

Ni

Nig

nigeria

thats the n word i was talkin bout

idk what you on about cosmo

Good girl

i just think its like a really cool place yk

super fascinating n shit

Oh yeah totally no poverty and stuff. How wonderful. I love Africa. I bet the water there tastes amazing

it does ive tried it

also lots of food to try

super rich over there in nigeria

Niggeria

Woah bud

?

Let’s not forget about the Nigerien and how they different from the Nigerians

Yep

Fuck the Nigers

I wonder what nigers eat

nothing.

I heard they like something made of this ancient grain. That kinda sounds like porn but a bit different

i read that as incest grain for some reason

…

Girl

cosmo what if we're siblings

Um

So true

what if i got given away as a baby

op

or what if youre secretly adopted

i look too much like me dad to be not his

omg wed be twins bro if you were secretly adopted

Yeah

thats insane

we must be siblings

Shared mother

Ur hairline proves it

exactly

Still a pretty hairline nonetheless

thats funny

i dont see a hairline i js see hair

cosmo do not send my hairline

Good god your nose looks insanely Jewish

Yes Ronald McDonald

bitch dont insult ronald like that

Bro you got a hairarc

My hairs been all over the past year

Same

i js growing my hair out rn

have been since 2 summers ago

My hair is insanely messy cuz I’ve been scuba diving the past week so my hairs all frizzy and shit

lmao

my hairs messy cus it js dried weird

Goddamn did you go bald or something

lmao

i chopped it 2 years ago

Actually it’s surprisingly fine now

Did May go to bed?

cus i asked my hairdresser if it was dead enough that itd make sense and she said yea lmao

thats good

she might be getting dinner

How short did she take it

it was like

shoulder length

It’s like 9:39 or something for her

That’s still not that short

ik but she said she didnt have dinner

Well okay nvm

its pretty short

shorter than i like on myself

i was cute in august cus it curled well from the humidity

but once september/october came it was ugly

You like it long I can tell

i love it long

it was super long before i cut it

Good god my hair the past week from being in water for over 2 hours does not go well

lmao

So was mine before my rabbi cut mine

bro the best my hair has ever curled without me assisting it was this summer cus i went to a water/amusement park and so it got wet in the water and then curled so well on its own from the humidity

ah

my hairdresser chopped mine and now always compliments how healthy it is

so yay

Took you long enough to see the Joke, huh?

lmao

Yk what’s funny?

what

I used to have a Mohawk every year till like 4th grade

crazy

lmao

i used to always have bangs when i was little

Oh

i got rid of them in 2nd grade then got them again in 3rd

they were cute until i was 6

Typically whenever I think of girls with bangs I think of rlly suicidal girls who do sh and shit

op

i think of absolute badasses who can pull off a lot more than i can lmfao

You may not be able to pull off some hairstyles but you’ve managed to pull me

damn straight

Mhm

Ready to call?

yup

damn

Mayyyy!

hety

You’re back :3

Meow

Where’d you go now :(

sorry

Guess what!

what

i dindt see sorry

lol

oh uh

cute

Yay!

And I got a nice picture of myself doing it that makes my skin look really clear for some reason

I might show it to some of my besties

oh cute..

Yay

*head pat*

Thank you!

im gonna be sad when break is over

cause i can no longer goon like this

What 🥀

yeah

Lalalla

huh

Sing

Lalalala

CUT MY LIFE INTO PEICESSS

THIS IS MY LAST RESORTTTTTT

SUFFICATION

NO BREATINGGGG

Did you listen to da album?~

no sorry

i cant ive been on call

Oko

It’s very good