Good Morning

BRO MY SISTER FUCKING HASNT BEEN GOING TO WORK

SO I HAVE TO DEAL WITH HER DELULU ASS

haha

sounds fun

🙄

i just ate penut butter toast

and a 23 yr old that stopped talking to me cause its illegal and shit and he felt bad and didnt wanna break laws

texted me ssying

i miss you

i think about you hella tbh

TYJHETY

STHRT

LONELYYYYYYYYYY

IM MR LONELYYYYYYYYYYYYY

IVE GOT NOBODYYYYYYYYYYY

TO CALL MY OWNNNNNNNNNNNNN

hi

MAL HIIIIIIIII

hiiiii

hru

im.. energetic

nice lmao

lathnianls new name is trey

t-rea

WTF

lmao

its his middle name

he said he loves it when ic all him goose

oo

bro this girl is pmo

shes messing with emma

like

shes so pathetic oml

damn

bruhh

like shes a straight yapper

i brought i wig to school to give to emma

and shes over here like

"tHiS iSnT dReSsS tO ImPrEsS"

like, who tf said it was?

and why are yous aying it 70 TIMES OVER

WE HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME

you greassy haird wannabe

like no one fucking likes her

littearly no one

shes out here begging for attention

smd

just smd

my hair is having a stroke rn

oh damn

😭😭

I believe that this equation has an output that is directly proportional to the input though I am not entirely sure

cosmo

doc

now

bucko

wtf is ts

cosmo teach me how to b smart

wat in the actual FUQ

do u do tht shit for fun cosmo??

i need bro to teach me how to be smart </3

fr

hes going places fr

genuinely what is ts

WTF

yee

GET IT AWAY

AHH

ITS BLINDING ME

HELP

I CANT SEE

ok its gone

BG? tu35jn4krhm kal;et,rsgnm'n

rmgnklck

THANKS

I JUST HAD A STROKE

np

:)

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wtf

i cant type-

-_-

there

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may wht do u think abt 67

ts annyoing as hell

not rlly tbh

all my teachers been saying it

it's on wikipedia now

💔

i have a fettish for slenderman.

wow

that took a turn

why slenderman

idk man hes like

look at bro

he can do sm at the same time

her can like murder and fk me at the same time

and like who dosent want that

gotta walk my fish

it was nice talking to u may

cya

😭

bye rey

Sounds like my dad

bro

can we both just run away

and like meet up

and like

go look for slenderman

hi

Wsp

Why are we looking for him 😭

the sky is what’s up

im in love with him.

You sound like my corny ass 🤝

so you’re in love with a tall skinny white man in a suit

yes.

damn

with tenticals

I feel threatened

With testicals?

GOOD

sounds exactly like my friend Kasen

Lma

wtf

Brruh

guys

what

i can make people bark

😭

Rlly

nu uh

Goose.

BARK

BITCH

what

help im high

Bro this person has a creepy old man as there Halloween decor

Kinda seems like it

an apple a day keeps the pedos away

i love apples

so do i

So do i

my sister buys a shit ton and gets mad when anyone else eats them

like fuck off

i think i need coffee

I DESPISE red delicious tho

I think your hyper enough

i prefer grannysmith

apples

..

i like the ones you eat.

My man/woman 🤝

man

Noice

yep

it still suprouses me that your a man

Y

who?

i always thought you where a woman

yu yugi

Now bend down, touch your toes, and ill show you where the monster goes

damn…

im not tryna be mean \

im being so fr i thouhgt you where a girl

lol

until you told me your real name

Y

nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom

Y

WHY

bro..

are uou ok

No srry

eat an apple

and i wont diddle yo uin your sleep

I don't get no apples

that’s my job

QWHAT

guys

im gonna goon for slenderman

to diddle people in their sleep

weirdo

how much you get paid

50,000 a person

i do atleast 50 people a night

GYAT DAMN

What the helly

ye

Dang

i know

goose

what

gtg

bye

hi

hi malll

Hi Mal

my vison is like so foucoud its blurry

Peace

did yu see waht i said?

No what was it?

Yes?

Oh ok

Oj no

im ok

ima make coffee

cause i tottaly need caffine

Alrt

dcfvgbhjkl;'

im cold

hii

i’m in the car waiting for the line at dublin to move smh

tim

whay

it autocorrected

meant yum lmao

tim lol

whats dublin

omfgggg meant dunkin

ohhhhhh

autocorrect is a lsoer

lol

loser

im laughing my ass off rn

lmao

im scared

Why?

Isn't that in ireland?

she meant dunkin

Isn't Dublin in ireland?

gulp

my coffee is too sweet

Than de sugarfy it

how..

By taking the sugar out, duh

..

yu do it then

if your SOOOOO SMART

Ok

you prolly put surgar in your milk.

☕️ 🥄🧂

Why would I do that

idk

brb

Ok

yes

n word

oh?

yes

mal

大家好

yea

so

something happend the other day

like i was like

doing stuff

and like

the timer on my oven went off

and it liked snapped me back into reality

i like zoned out doing smthin

Man I am so smart

and that dosent ever happen

no tf yr not.

Wow, so it's like THAT

Wow tokyo is in japan im so smart

Bro I was joking

大家好嗎？

Aha

涼爽的

Very cool

I'm ok u?

很酷。我也很好。

Cool beans

Yummy

mrow

oh damn

im taking to coso rn

cosmo

rip

Hey

hey

hi

hiya

we’re watching Bill Nye lol

oh

id gouge my eyes out

ye, i know im lucky (PLEASE SAVE ME)

yeah

no can do bucko

PLEASE

i cant man

i genunily HATE bill nye

he critizes aspects of freuds work

like why are we doing this guys?

it’s about solids, liquids, and gas… we know this already, we’re 8th graders, and he’s corny

he is conry

but i mostly hate him cause hes critisizing freuds work

but i mostly hate him cause hes critisizing freuds work

not like straight forward lbut like

some things hes saiyng is

going against

and it pisses me off

I like him except for recent years when he became extremely political

i hate him.

Ph

ph

i meant on reddit dumbass

who’s freud

Sigmund Freud???

yes.

ah, got it

why’s he criticizing it

not like directly

but soem thiings he say are agasint it

like freud belives one thing

there are many things that can be disagreed upon when it comes to freud

SYBAU

you like science?

Freud was a masterpiece🙏

i like his theroy of dreams, i disagree.. with alot of other things he has to say

i don’t know anything about him lol

like what???

cocane being a mircle drug..

mostly

damn

aslo about kids wanting to fuck their parents..

!? !? !? !? !? !? !? !? !? !?

lol

tf

i want to go to nyc with my mom

so i can go to NYU

im thinking about law school

at first i want to go as a public defneder

i really want to help poeple

if i stay in new york id make a bit of money

i wanna go to a culinary school

i wanna open up my own bakery

i dont know what that is (my stupud ahh

ohhh

thatd be cool

cooking

yeah

its just the thing about nyc

its hard to live there ts expensiveee

yeah

brooo

huh’

i want to start off as a public denfer so bad

because ill get the big cases (prolly

and ill get sm expiercne

to move on to being hired

iill have trial expiernce

hoefully build a good repuation

and once i get into private defence id get SO MUCH more money

nice

and then i want to build up

and create my own law firm

i just wanna open up a bakery since im starting to get into cooking and baking, and it’s fun

good luck

i love baking lol

tyty

np

i wish you luck in your carrer

no

public defenders will be on more small claims

bigger claims lead to more potential money loss so they will get a big lawyer

or a well known rep

simple slope js a fuck ton of sins and shit

excpet when people cant pay for a lawyer and they commited murder.

im just saying, if im more new id have a more of chance as public then private to be on bigger cases AT FIRST

not saiyng itd be 100% on a bigger case

but soemitmes people dont choose their lawyers

IT will be very rare

be in like houston tx there u'd find alot

lol

also depends on area too

im going to new york

im going to go to NYU law school

and then join a firm in new york

be in public defnce for 3-5 years then move to private after i have a repuation built

man there's a lot more in it than you think

here's the actual graph

https://www.desmos.com/calculator/f4ciza0wxj

man I'm the one here who's been experimenting w/ desmos for many years

its so fuckin fun

Hi

I‘m JaBe!

How Are You?

ik

fine

That‘s nice!👍🏻

What was there?

And there?

And there!