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CatLettuce

2 months ago

Neptune ♆
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I just ate more food

Neptune ♆

2 months ago

This is in Lloyd's POV for the whole fic.

"A Coliseum? Why would you want to go there?" Arin asked. Recently there have been rumors of a Coliseum being built and tons of people wanting to join it. Why would anyone want to do that?

"I've heard things about it, It might be cool, who knows?" I said casually. I grabbed my bag and walked to the doors of the Monastery. "You two coming or not?"

Sora and Arin looked at each other and back at me. "Sure," Sora replied. "How bad can it be?"

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It was bad, very bad. I didn't know it was one where you like... KILL your opponent!!

The announcer came on:

"And without further ado, our favorite champion... The Former King of the Endless Sea!!!"

The crowd roared.

King of... The Endless... sea? But the King of the Endless Sea is Benthomaar!! Why would he be fighting here in this place of madness?! Then I saw him on the Screens above the Coliseum. It IS him. No, this can't be right! He would never harm a soul. Never.

He's fighting the other guy, I hope he doesn't get hurt... he slashed and thrust his spear at the opponent, leaving scratches and wounds that most likely won't heal quickly. He slashed down and... he... HE SPLIT HIM IN HALF!!! What has gotten into him?! I need to get Benthomaar out of here, NOW.

"We need to get him out of there. We have to, I bet he's being forced into this!!!" I yell. Sora and Arin look pretty confused. "Sensei... who is he?" Sora asked.

I sigh. "My friend, Benthomaar. I remember when he saved us. I remember watching his father die- I remember everything we ever did together! The other ninja and I were everything to him. Everything."

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I found him! He's right there, sitting outside of the Coliseum. "Bentho!! Hey, you okay?" I asked while putting a hand on his shoulder. He whipped around with a crazed look on his face. He's COVERED in blood and scars. He grabbed my wrist. "WHO ARE YOU?! Get AWAY from me!!!" He yelled. "Don't make me get the guards!!!"

What's gotten into him? has he gone mad?

I chuckle dryly. "Ben... It's me, Lloyd! Don't you remember me?" I cup his cheek with my free hand gently, trying to calm him down, in a platonic way-

"Lloyd? I don't know anyone by that name. Get out of my sight!" He swats my hand. "What happened to you?! Where's my sweet, kind-hearted Benthomaar I once knew?" He glared at me. He really has lost it, he doesn't remember me.

"I am NOT sweet, I am not 'kind-hearted'. My purpose is to KILL and DESTROY anything that gets in my way. That includes crazed FANS like you." He shoves me to the ground and gets in my face. "And if you ever come to me... with your dumb little lies again... I will shove my spear SO far up your a-" I push him off of me. "BENTHOMAAR! Get a GRIP. This isn't you! What happened to you? Please just please get it together... I miss the old you, the nice you, the sweet you."

He grabs my gi and whispers in my ear. "You know what I'm going to do to you? I'm going to take you to the boss. maybe he'll put you in the Coliseum to FIGHT for your life. the people here get pretty crazy, too." He cackles and brings his face to mine. "Maybe then you'll think straight. You dumb little Ninja."

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I have to fight for my life. I have to KILL people, this is terrifying.

The announcer came on again

"He's back! and against the newest opponent! The so-called 'Legendary GREEN NINJA!!!'. Who will win??"

I have to fight Bentho? No! No no no no!!! I don't want to kill him! there's still time, I can help him!! He stared at me from across the arena with some sort of feral HUNGER. He looks so scary now... I just want the old him back.

He charges at me with his spear and I dodge it. "Bentho! Please you don't have to do this!! You know me!"

"I don't know you, I don't NEED to know who you are. All I know is that you should DIE!!!" His spear pierces my skin. I then realize that he doesn't remember anything. Tears well up in my eyes, I realize that the only way to get out of here is to either let him kill me or... I have to kill him...

After fighting and fighting I got him to a wall.

"I'm sorry Ben... I'll miss you dearly..."

I drove my sword through his heart and he collapsed, He's dead...

"I'm sorry... I-" I choke as I start to bawl. "I'm so so sorry!!! I... I'm sorry... I'm Sorry..." I rest my head on his bleeding chest and cry.

Goodbye, friend... forever.

"Have fun in heaven for me, will you?"

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