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amazing timelineg

do your parents go through ur phone?

WHAT DID U WANT MAY?

DIPSHIT ON ALT
yes

okay.. cause it said u was online onQ

LUIZ I ANT TYPIN IT OUT AGAIN CHECK THE OTHEER POST

let me talk to my bestiewestiepookiebear🫠

𝑺𝒍𝒆𝒆𝒑𝒚 𝒌𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒚 ᡣ𐭩
LUIZ I ANT TYPIN IT OUT AGAIN CHECK THE OTHEER POST

alright bye now pooks

byebye pookie

Luiz
alright bye now pooks

i’m going to smash you

wht Abt me bbg

ELI TALK OR IM COMMENITNG ARSON

check memes on my profile

Αmy ツ
i’m going to smash you

I want him to talk to me :<

Luiz
bet

are y a gurl

FUCKIN' CHEATER

Αmy ツ
are y a gurl

its okay threesums are fine wit me

R U DARING ANYONE

is what she meant

STOP LEAVEING

its gonna be hell

WHO DO I TALK TO

gus and the others

I make sure gu sleeps

everyone's asleep

Leo go on my newest post to order a background if you'd like !

so wtf, you're gonna get off by 10 your time when ur un grounded after what 2 weeks

cuz I ain't on school tdy nd my time online is limited when I am

im gonna have to in order to not get grounded

cant u use smthin else to talk to me

he took everything and i mean everything

I mean when u are un grounded

do u have to use ur phone?

CANT U USE YOUR CHROMEBOOK AT HOME TO TALK TO ME AFTER YOU CAANT USE UR FUCKING PHONE

cause chances are GroupMe nd quotev are blocked at the right times now

he takes my chromebook

..at night..

and when i get home

okay.. how sneaky are you with electronics?

i dont wanna risk it either

I've had a hidden Chromebook for over a year

terrible is pathetic to me

especially cause my dads gf can see what electronics are connected to the internet

imagine your parents caring about what you do on your electronics

𝑺𝒍𝒆𝒆𝒑𝒚 𝒌𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒚 ᡣ𐭩
he's ASAIN

my parents don’t care and they’re asian

he knows how to divde

eli I'm sorry :<

its my fault u got in trouble

what happened

well his dad checked his screen time

and he was staying up to late

cause guess why

cause I'm a needy lil monkey who wanted to talk to him =P

ND GUESSSSSSS HOW LONGGGG IVE BEEN DOING THAT

idk a few weeks smh

you have a bf

I got him in trouble =P

eli did they pull out the slipper yet

I'm gonna kidnap eli

nah they tore off my ear tho

DIPSHIT ON ALT
nah they tore off my ear tho

𝑺𝒍𝒆𝒆𝒑𝒚 𝒌𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒚 ᡣ𐭩
hu-

ifn ur parents read my ds they are gonna think I'm on drugs

ND TDY WAS THE DAY I COULDVE CALLED

𝑺𝒍𝒆𝒆𝒑𝒚 𝒌𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒚 ᡣ𐭩
Asians smh

WE GOT IT HARD 😭😭😭

leo :D
WE GOT IT HARD 😭😭😭

will ur parents read urs nd minez chat

and think I'm on drugs

that'd be so silly

I hope they do

what's there humor

cause I'm funny =

but if they no silly

I'm on durgs

SMILE UR WAY THROUGH T

why did u msg me on dream 21 hours ago

I think my dads home :<

ill b on ina few mins dw

its m dads gf

u act a lil diffrent here then on groupme n quotev

dipshit , does chxl know ur irl name>

wait....waht?

i thought it was

tristian...................................................

for the longest time........

NOW EFAN STP CALL-

dipshit isn't ur name tristian

or am i rlly

𝑺𝒍𝒆𝒆𝒑𝒚 𝒌𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒚 ᡣ𐭩
NOW EFAN STP CALL-

stawp calling me chzl

tht fuckin dumb

why tho chxl?

its ur og username

I no like it

but only u can

I feel bad ):

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
why?

ticktickticktick

I'm hideing the reason

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
women.

afk gotta taka piss

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So Sleepy, hru

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stafu nd leave him alone

ant boy
So Sleepy, hru

if ur gonna attack my bsf don't HRU me

he's on my team so ffsg fuck off

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
:)

I didn't know u were friends

now delete the comment twords ethsn

nd apologize

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
bye bye afk

border hoper

FUYNIUENDFYBKJNCBEYIDNHBFVYHDEFYBFIMXIEBVIYENCIUEVCYIECNEUBCIBJECBEIYCNUEIVIRBIUCNIUBCICBIRCIUEIYRBVUENVIRBNCUIBVIY

I'm sitting next to Thoughtless while he gets angry at Mindsweeper

idk maybe passin period or test

he has start testing already?

we took tht like 3 hrs ago

im not rlly sure wht he is doin

Bro how r there so many people on yet only 3 people r chating

also im 90% sure his name is ethan

ant boy
Bro how r there so many people on yet only 3 people r chating

creeps , and waiting to be summoned

SAH other cht

There is another chat?

Ur not a kitty

idk im bored

ant boy
Ur not a kitty

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my dreams js got srushed </3\

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alr if i find u doin tht imma change the rules w sah

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
alr if i find u doin tht imma change the rules w sah

ant bot chrushed my dreams :<

I wanna talk to lei

migrant there too then/

I wanna talk to my bestiewstiepookiebear

i was switching classes

eli I feel really bad

cause u tell me eveyrnight

u onna stay up to talk to me

u gonna try nd stay awake as long as u can to talk to me

I'm the reason u got less sleep

its my choice

nd why u got in toeule

and less sleep hasn't affected me anyway

u got grounded causea me

itds my fault

I feel bad though

it isnt you fault i assure you

tht dosent help

I should've went to sleepppppp

it isnt your fault

since it was my choice

u keep me from breaking down at night :<

im sorry i wont be able to do that for a bit

mental breakdowns at nigth

I'ma miss talking to u

how long will u most likely be grounded for?

how mad where they?

have u done tht b4

ihave done it before

how many times>

how much troublee did u get into last time

2 weeks but idk if itll be longer or shorter

for staying up

I'm actually gonna cry,

they were more mad on who i was talking to

or this time?

is it cause of what was said?

or did they not like her?

they knew she was bad

well I'm not bad =P

nd chances if they read our chats

there's nothing bad

besides me being sad

okay, so last time did u get grounded right away or did they go through ur shit first?

so maybe its cause they dk what I'm like

your mad arent you

am I anything like Rylee was at all?

ofc not, I'm js tryna figure this out

I'm never mad at chu silly

𝑺𝒍𝒆𝒆𝒑𝒚 𝒌𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒚 ᡣ𐭩
am I anything like Rylee was at all?

even when she was a good person?

how bout when she was upset

do me nd her have ANYTHING in comments, cause not everything Abt everyone has to be either js all bad or js all good.

so me and Rylee have NOTHING in commen

think of what they will read/see not what you think

i'll still be grounded but idk how long for

would they have a problem with me being a depresso expresso

nd calling u asain

bruv they call me emo

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so they wont mnd

𝑺𝒍𝒆𝒆𝒑𝒚 𝒌𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒚 ᡣ𐭩
nd calling u asain

CUASE I ackted a little bit raceinst

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will they hate

the random sillyness

can I text u on groupme

for u parents to see

and say to them

for keeping there kid up

notifications arent on

will they think I'm manipulating?

everyone thinks I am.. cause I get sad nd make PPE feel bad..

u say that cause u have an option on me

when I get upset

I say what wrong

do I listen to u when u try to help?

or do I do my own thing or sh

and let u feel bad

may youve never been upset at me goofy

but I do always go to u for my problems

its not like ur lincends and can help with everyone

parents dont like me cause I do tht

they know i put others before me

don't do tht

ur more important

u have to be most important to yourself

its great that u help pple

PPLE care Abt uu

care Abt urself first :<

will they get mad if I text u on GroupMe saying sorry to them

am I overthinking?

itll be okay may

how much trouble did u get in the first time?

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