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I FOUND THE FOURTH CHAOS EMERALD, SUCK IT SONIC!

WILL YOU DATE ME? BREATHE IF YES, RECITE THE BIBLE IN JAPANESE IF NO!

*recites the Bible in Japanese*

IS THAT ACTUALLY THE BIBLE?!

*continues reciting the Bible*

AND YOU STOPPED BREATHING TOO?!

*Continues reciting the Bible in Japanese without breathing*

I WOULD'VE PREFERRED YOU JUST BEAT ME UP AND CALL ME GAY!

I’ve recited the Bible in Japanese, can I breath now?

KILL YOURSELF

EAT LEAD *fires gun*

*EATS LEAD* UNGH

WHAT THE FU- EAT MY SPIKY QUILLY HEDGEHOG DICK!

OM NOM NOM

WHAT THE- UNGHH

UNGHHHHHHHHHH

UNNNNGHHH MARIAAAA

UNGHHHHHHHH SHADDY~

UNNNNNGH SONIC~

UNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

UNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

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UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MARAAAAAAAA

WHO IS MARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MY SISTER/FRIEND FROM THE ARK WHO GOT SPACE AIDS THEN GOT SHOT WITH A SHIT TON OF BULLETS UNNNNNNNRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH

SPACE AIDS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SHE GOT AIDS FROM SPACE SHE WAS GONNA DIE THEN THE GUN AGENTS MADE HER DIE FASTER BY SHOOTING HER WITH GUNS

ALSO I PISSED ON EGGMAN’S WIFE YESTERDAY UNNNNGHHH

oh yikes

YOU PISSED ON HIS FUCKING WIFE?

I PISSED ON HIS FUCKING WIFE

YOU TOOK YOUR HEDGEHOG QUILLY DICK OUT AND PISSED ON HIS FUCKING WIFE?!

YES I TOOK MY FUCKING QUILLY DICK OUT AND PISSED ON HIS FUCKING WIFE

HOW BIG WAS YOUR DICK?

THIS BIG

THAT'S DISGUSTING!

TWEET ABOUT IT

I’m making a callout post on my Twitter dot com: "Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except way smaller."

And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong

THATS INACCURATE! MY DICK IS THIS BIG

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT IN THE NAME OF SEGA IS THAT

WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT

YOU PISSED ON EGGMAN'S FUCKING WIFE

So guess what, I’m gonna fuck the earth. That's right this is what you get, my super laser piss. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the moon! How do you like that, Obama? I pissed on the moon, you idiot! You have twenty-three hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

UUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SONIC ARE YOU GONNA FUCK THE EAR-

*CUMS*

NOOOOOUUUUNNNGHHHH

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ARE YOU DOING THIS BECAUSE I PISSED ON HIS WIFE OR BECAUSE I PISSED ON AMY, SALLY, AND ROUGE?

NOT SALLY!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

UNGH MY NAKED SQUIRREL GIRLFRIEND WITH BOOTS~

AND TITS FOR SOME REASON

YES SALLY! TRIPLE HEADSHOT ALL THEIR MOUTHES WIDE OPEN I TOOK IT OUT AND SPRAYED!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THEIR MOUTHES WERE DRIPPING

YOU MONSTER

THEY WANTED MORE SONIC

I USED THE SEVEN CHAOS EMERALDS AND DID IT AGAIN IN MY SUPER FORM

YOU WHORE

IT WAS SO POWERFUL THEY FLEW INTO THE FUCKING WALL AND MOANED LIKE CRAZY

THAT'S GAY!

DONT WORRY SONIC YOU HAVE TAILS

HE'S GAY!

SO ARE YOU

NUH UH

SUCK MY BALLS

I PISSED ON WOMEN, YOU PISSED ON MEN

I'LL PISS *IN* YOU

NUH UH

I WILL STICK MY QUILLY DICK INTO YOUR QUILLY ASSHOLE AND PISS IN YOUR QUILLY RECTUM

HELL NO YOU WONT YOU GAY LITTLE FAKER IM TOO QUICK

REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE MAKING OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND IN THE SEVENTH GRADE, AND YOU CAME RIGHT AS SHE TOUCHED YOUR LEG?

IT WAS ME, SHADOW!

I JERKED YOU OFF AT SUPER SPEED SO IT SEEMED LIKE YOU CAME SIMPLY AT A WOMAN'S TOUCH

THATS IMPOSSIBLE

I WAS JERKING YOU OFF AT THE SAME TIME

YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S POSSIBLE!

HOW COULD YOU BE JERKING OFF ME IF I WAS JERKING OFF YOU?

MUTUAL JERKING!

EXCEPT I DIDNT CUM, I SIMPLY EDGED

THATS GAY SONIC

AND LATER I GOONED TO YOUR FACE

AND MY DICK EXPLODED WITH CUM

THATS WHAT THAT WAS!? I WAS SLEEPING

I WENT SUPER PURELY FROM THE ORGASM

MY MOUTH WAS OPEN YOU GAY LITTLE FAKER

THAT'S WHY YOU WOKE UP SO STICKY!

MY MOUTH WAS OPEN

I AIMED FOR THE BACK OF YOUR THROAT

I WAS CHOKING IN MY DREAM

BECAUSE I STUCK MY DICK DOWN YOUR THROAT AFTER!

THATS GAY SONIC

YOU'RE GAY SHADOW

JUST FOR THAT I JUST FUCKED SALLY WHILE YOU WERE SAYING THAT

I FUCKED HER AT SUPER SPEED! SHE BENT OVER TO PICK A PIECE OF FOOD AND I RAILED HER SONIC! I RAMMED HER FASTER THAN YOU COULD CALL ME GAY!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YOU CANT BEAT ME SONIC! ILL JUST FUCK ALL YOUR BITCHES!

I'LL FUCK YOU BACK

YOULL HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST

*CATCHES YOU*

IMPOSSIBLE

CHAOS CONTROL-

CHAOS CONTROL MY DICK CAUSE IM ABOUT TO CUM ON YOU AGAIN

OH SHIT

IM GONNA FUCK MORE OF YOUR BITCHES IF YOU GO THROUGH WITH THIS

FINE FUCK THEM ALL IM GOING TO BED

SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN THOUGH, I'M STILL HORNY!

I WILL! AND YOU CANT FUCK ME IF I FUCK YOU FIRST!

I’LL SLEEP WITH MY GUN! YOU AREN’T FUCKING ME TONIGHT

The real question is, What haven't they done?

Wade and Jake

this conversation is so sped

NUH UH

what the fuck'

I AGREE

wade x jake

gay

NUH UH

Homisexual

UH HUH

you guys were acting so gay

The gayer you act the straighter you are

mhmmmmm i see the lies