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Yuuuur

So we’re in the same boat.

I’m on the USS Cock, what are you on?

Sea sick?

I understand this lilly, just know people are there for you.

You're parents don't deservee you.

You are enough, always will be.

life is a book, this is just a chapter.

Don't commit, trust me.

Yea but I don’t feel like it they basically say it to my face whenever I do something wrong so yes every time a knife is laying around I grab it but then don’t do it because I really I have 4 people to live for and my parents are differently not one of them

u dont have to put a knife on ur neck when u can do it to ur parents

Lilly, I don’t know how old you are or anything about your life but I promise that living a bit more longer will allow you to be able to leave the toxic situation at home

You gotta remember no matter how bad things get. That life is fluid. There’s always a chance that something great is waiting around the next corner. You just have to find a way to keep rounding corners.

for short kill them

Have you considered trying to make tools for self harm inaccessible to you?

All kids deserve parents, not all parents desrve kids.

Trust me, youll get through this.

i strongly disagree

..? how come?

everyone shouldnt have existed in the first place and this world would be at peace

This is the one time I’ll probably give good advice

Well- Errr- uhh-

Fair enough

cus like

I'm going to bed thouhg

night yall

Good night wade

you can exist now

if parents didnt fuck and gave birth this world wouldnt have people doing fucked up shits

being human is overrated

In the beginning God created Deadpool, and he looked upon his creation and said “What the fuck did I just do?”

And sadly I have younger siblings one that is 10 years younger and I am the oldest so if I leave who will keep you fucking younger siblings safe from my mentally abusing parents

i dont think its ur business to save ur siblings

jk

but seriously even if you leave them with ur parents they are still young

can you even raise them urself>

how can u take care of them when u cant even help urself

youll only end up hurting both of you

Tf...

hi ethan

ikr

just kill them and steal all the money and move to a different country or middle of nowhere

with ur siblings

Elo chexers

ellooooo

Yuuuuuuur

huh

been a while

I can barely get anytime to myself and I am a girl and want my goddamn time but having to be a goddamn parent to a 9 year old a 7 year old and 1 year old it’s really fucking annoying

Morder

yes

i love murder

<333

wat dat mean

That’s called being the oldest

Perfect plan

o nvm

slash slash slash

neck juices goes shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ignore Chex’s demotivation. I know it’s hard but try not to give into these urges for a few more years. Do you have anyone you can talk to in real life to help you? They will do a better job than any of us online. Try to make any weapons or items used to potentially used to harm yourself inaccessible

Ik and I fucking hate it and the 9 year old has fucking autism and adhd

Yuuuuuuuuuuuur

All I can say is…WELP

if she has an adult to try to help her in the first place she should have already asked

Wanna register to vote for a new mod

mod to where

Yandere

Welp , tht sucks ngl , :/ I don't rlly talk abt this shit , but if u needa vent u could vent to me on wje crew

We’re adding a new mod to wje

JAKE WHT DID MADI TELL U

No I really don’t but bc I have a one year old in the house my parents put away the knifes for now at least

i dont think im fit to a mod

Me

for a mod*

JAKE WHT DID MADI TELL U.

I am very fit to be a mod

We’re just voting for one, you don’t have to run as a mod :)

Ethan about you and Dani?

YEH

Mmm yeah she told me

who are the others?

I am going to bed nite

Oof

There will be 3 people to vote for, they’ll be revealed on the 8th

march 8?

Well shit , wht did she tell u exactly jake?

Yup!

EVERYTHING

so if i join there will be 4 ppl in total?

...

Shit. Is madi mad at me?

im sorry but no thank you, cus even if i registered to be a mod or smth its not like im gonna get picked

and besides i dont think ill come back once school finishes

The mods are just choosing 3 people for the community to vote for, if you want to vote all you gotta do is message me a keyword on one of the UwU crew sites and remember it and you can vote for one of the three

Aw really? I’m gonna miss you a ton!

Jake is madi mad at me?

cus like i dont have this laptop anymore, but i do have my phone but i dont think ill have enough time to go here

NU

Oh I see

maybe i can use the tablet if its not blocked

Chex can you check WJE crew right now or no?

i already have the tablet but parents wont let me open it

i can

send me the link again

JAKEEEE IS MADI MAD?

K

Yes

https://wje-crew.mn.co/share/D_NJaoCNDg_lzd3J?utm_source=manual

Shiiii

https://wje-crew.mn.co/share/ElldU8iTf-OBVLeY?utm_source=manual

Ethan she’s so pissed at you

thanks man

Is she online????‽?

Yup

Not right now

You’re lucky

Is madi onl8ne?????

Like she wants to rip his dick off

Lol

AYO

Except she only wants to touch mine

WAIT

NOT LIKE THT

She has to touch it to rip it off

Yeah which is why she isn’t gonna do it

Bro caught in 4K

I ment , good she ain't online

But hey, knives are a thing

she can just use tongs

True, true

Why use knives when you could use hands

use tongs then use the big ass scissors for gardening

idk what its called tjejeeheh-p9ifhdbe

Fr

Madi finna shank me with a broken glass bottle....

naur

thats way too basic

I’ll spank you.

youtube.com/shorts/o-hV_A6jTM8?feature=shared

im here

No ....

Yes

Maybe

i heard theres like a wje tiktok acc???????/

greetings car kid

Idk

Apparently yeah

You refer to him as big daddy Batman

dang why does it sound like this site is a business or smth

how abouut no

Fr

It’s Jake’s Site, he needs it to survive

We’re just trying to get more people

uhhh lily

this is bad actually

IT IS NOT MY SITE BRO

I DONT WANT IT EW GET IT AWAY

I’m single-handedly keeping this site alive fr🗿

if more and more people will join this site will fall apart

Lmao

We all know where your other hand is

under his butt

On your cock?

True

It’s best to keep it relatively small

Madi cinna kill me...

But we do need more active and diverse users

That’s what she said

I’ll protect you but not really

Oh she is pissed dude

theres a chance that like when one of those sensitive buttheads will find out about this site and get offended by the jokes

they will report this site and matt is doomed or smth

Madi scares me sort of but not really, you’re on your own Ethan

True

brb ima serve lunch

afk

Wade , pls help me...

We all know that

Bro Madi would rip me to shreds, I don’t need that again..

Yet secretly you want it

Shut up, but maybe

STOP

No

NO

YOU STARTED IT

FUCK YOU

YOU DIDNT HAVE TO CONTINUE IT

BAHHAHAHA

FUCK ME YOURSELF

IM SHOWING HER

.

DO IT

Well that’s a start. If you ever want to talk I’m always here for you okay?

NOW SHE’S GONNA HAVE 2 DUDES TO KILL

I AINT SCARED OF SHIT

Sounds hot

o

STOP BEING WEIRD SHE DOESNT LIKE IT

Tell her to kill me slowly

IDC IF YOURE JOKING OR NOT IT MAKES HER UNCOMFORTABLE SO PLEASE STOP

o-

I’ll think about it

>:(

;)

Man whore

Cock sucker

Pffttt

ill suck my bfs cock fr

Jake x Madi x third wheel fuckin both of em : wade

Don’t worry I’ll protect you partially maybe but not really

Sending this to him

Ty pookie

yes pls

send it

Bro the holy trinity 🗿

AOISLGHPAIGBSPIA

oekoek afk

NO MORE TALKING ABOUT ANYTHING SEXUAL WITH MADI

UNDERSTOOD?

^^^

:)

You know I can’t promise that

I KNOW WHERE BOTH OF YOU LIVE AND GO TO SCHOOL DONT FUCKING TRY ME

Wait fr? Come visit meeee

what would you say

hi

"yea this dudes been hitting my girl up expel him asap pls"

I got rnds and blicks so try it pookie :)

Nah im gonna deal with it MYSELF

Try it pookie ;)

Bro gonna do me like Randy did Jack

u fucking deleted it 😭😭😭😭😭

Ethan did

Cause he’s a pussy

I did?

am i banned

Yes

ok

Oh mb , yes Yuri ur banned.

rude]

24 hr ban

Oh hi yuri

Wanna vote for a mod

hey stardust

Rlly dumbass starflight,...

Toast toast for mod

sure imma vote

where do i vote

VOTE TOAST

Jake ain't fi has pull up bro

https://wje-crew.mn.co/share/D_NJaoCNDg_lzd3J?utm_source=manual

VOTE TOAST OR ILL….SPANK YOU

Well i’ll be back in half an hour

Message me on there

oki

Bro fijna pull up in a hrv.....soccermom...

Jake is gonna pull up to our schools and rape us at lunch

I’ll take my dad’s BMW

Or maybe the audi

i thought toast is alr mod

"my dad's"

how long have i been offline for

okayy....

damn

I’ll take my motorcycle, light it on fire, and run you over like I’m Ghostrider

Oh shiver me timbers......I'm Soooo scared.....Mr Hrv

Eat caca

Even an oldass civic is better 💀

ok um ethan what car do YOU have

Eat cock

A dodge ram 1500

Project truck

Noice

Getting it repainted soon

Gun metal gray

Oooo

2k cost......

Demn

Fina buff up suspension , and offset and fuckin underglow

isnt underglow illegal

im so cool

Sure pal, sure.

No lmao

It isnt

u gotta job ?

where i live ithink it is

Me googling:

can totally say the same thing about you

Sure pal, sure.

Yes and no

Yes and no

what is underglow

oh its only illegal if its red

nm

fym yes and no

LEDS tht go under vechile

Is it me or does Apples give off Soop vibes?

hi flappp

is it YOUR car or is it your DADS car

Part time job at a dollar general, and lawn mowing

chexyyyyy

chex?

omg hi

^^

OMG YURIIIIIIIIi

..

YURIII

YOO

He bought it , and passed it down go me , since he has a dodge ram turbo disel.......

are they still bullying you

appleeee

yuri they bullying you

???

do u even have a permit bro 😭

Who

no?

Nerp , thts why I'm fixing it up lmao , next year. Can get a permit

ohhh the group im with rn

Who’s bullying who

shes talking abt school

no their not

apple

icc

car people lowkey scare me

APPLE IS A GIRL!?

I scare u rlly? HOWWW

yeah

I just like vechiles like a dodge challenger hellcat redeye 2023 jail break.......

you just realised pool head?

With custom interior....

Yah

what a disgrace to sherlock holmes

dam

nonono bc like i knew a kid who had like

a custom bumped

Also Pool Head is a new one, haven’t been called that yet

bumper*

Bruh lmao

AND HE COULDNT EVEN LIKE DRIVE W IT

SO HE HAD TO LIKE TAKE IT OFF

AND LIKE

Lmao

?????

WHAT

Tht is a show car

alr

Lmao

pool head

bugatti

Bugatti sucks ass

Apple bees

Over rated + Too expensive

NO I KNOW BUT LIKE WHATTT

true its built js for flexing

Lmao ,

PLUS

Truth

WTF ARE LIKE

WHY DO THEY NEED SO MANY???

MY NEIGHBORS

Because , we love cars

HAVE THREE

OF THE

EXACT

SAME

CARS

BAHA

EXACT SAME!

SAME COLOR TOO

Ok tht actually weird....

Car enthusiasts don't do tht....

AND THEYlove

they love to wake up early on saturdays

AND MAKE SM NOISE

Yes lmao

Tht is normal

ITS RUDE

Yall I'm planning on getting a old dodge dart for 5k....

PLUS THEYRE ALWAYS DOING ILLEGAL STUFF, JUST CASUALLY

It's a dodge dart 1969 , for 5k

thats rlly old

dont u think itd like

fail

Not rlly , another project car lmao

only 5k

Yes only 5k

?

Lmao

Damn

SEE BC WHATS THE POINT OF A CAR, IF YOURE NOT GONNA USE IT

PLUS ALL THOSE CARS THAT ARE LOUDDD

Bruh all I need is 1 yr left till I can get permit...

PLUS

PLUS PLUS PLUS

THOSE CARS THAT ARE SO LOW AND THEY RIDE ALL BUMPY BC OF IT

LIKE, IF THEY HIT AN ACORN

THEYRE DONE

Oh those are low vrchilez , there fun but bumps suck

I can recognize alot of vechiles aswell as there motto..

LIKE IF THE ROAD ISNT SUUUPER SMOOTH

okay wait correct me if im wrong but like

Yes ik , ur bumper finna cra k

ISNT MODIFYING EXHAUST ILLEGAL?????

WHY ARE THEY ALL SO

Depends actually

ILLEGAL LOOKING

In the country /state

NO BC I KNEW A KID WHOS CAR LITERALLY SHOT FLAMES

hm that makes sense

Tht is called anti lag aswell with a custom exhaust

cali real strict tho cuz everythings so dry smh

....I'm a fu kin nerd.....

its ok ive seen worse

ALSO

MY BROTHERS FRIENDS

ALL OF THEIR CARS

ARE SO ILLEGAL

SO NOT LEGAL

SO

not

rule abiding

why

Oh , makes sense lmao California su ka

DONT THEY WANT TO NOT GET FINED?

FLAPPY

stfu cause you live in TEXAS

WJE CREW

UM OK

Bur

why was wje crew made? does noone go on uwu anymore?

Well excuse me tht Cali is going go hell , and we're getting better

Jake broke uwu with his cock so we use wje crew

Sad but true

lmao

I BROKE IT BUT NOT WITH MY COCK

WE'RE GETTING BETTER TOO!

CLEANER

JUST ME AND MADI EXCESSIVELY MESSAGING EACH OTHER COMPLETELY DRAINED THE STORAGE SPACE OF THE SITE WAY TOO FAST

How. U brake uwu crew?

TEXAS IS LITERALLY SO SCARY BRO

I WENT THERE TWICE AND I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA GET MURDERED

NO IT ISNT HOW IS IT THEN

Nah, with your cock

AND WHY IS EVERYONE THERE SHORT AND OBESE

WHICH PART

HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN

Soooo, you broke it with your cock basically

WHICH PART OF TEXAS U GO 2

LIKE THE STICKY UP PART AND DALLAS

im not that tall but not that short either

im very average

NO!

His cock

WE HAVE NEVER DONE SUCH A THING

WE HAVE MORALS

Wwll thts ur issue right there Dallas and Fort worth are full of either ghettos or dumbass gringo hillbillys

haha

Well it wasn’t Wilkin and I, but you guuuuyss

i like that

YUP I KNOW.

but ive never had applebees

aple

I dub thee Apple Bees

cos i dont live in america

what

Go out to calmer places like flower mound , Saginaw, Haslett, rhome , mainly small suburbs but calm

IVE NEVER HAD APPLEBEES EITHER THEY LOOK NASTY

"rhome"

LMAO

Applebee's sucks,

IM SAYING WE HAVENT SENT PICS LIKE THAT

Yes , rhome is a place in texas

thanks for the compliments

Prob on kmeets

i really appreciate it

NO!

bro's lagging

Well I sent you tons of shit, but it wasn’t me

ETHAN DONT MAKE ME TELL DANI WHAT YOU DID

lunch was so good i had to focus eating

HI CHEX

HIIIIIIIIII APPLEEEE

Wym ,?

oh hi flap

Abt wht?

hi chexery chexeroos

APPLE GETS CAPS BUT I DONT

RUDE

bc u were rude to me

Jake WHAT U MEAN?

flappy thats how business works

apppleeee

chex is awesome

1315

i wanna get out of my group

YURIIIIII HAIIIIIII

waat

chexxx

wsp

oh yeah u look miserable

Bro js tell me on wje crew

XD

IM DOING ALR

JAKE TELL ME ON WJE CREW

APPLE U GOT INSTA OR SMTH????????/

I WAS NOT?

i dont have insta im so sorryyy

u were

NUH UH

:) <3

what do u have

CHEX DO YOU HAVE INSTA

YES I DO

i dont post shit

i have tiktok,insta facebook n messenger

Yuuuuuuuuuuur

but if u got tea just hmu on insta

like if u want me to get on wje crew or smth idk

Old ahh on Facebook

real

im old

Lol

Lmao

AND JAKE I WANNA INTRODUCE U TO MY BF HE)UIDHBEOIUVDBYOEVDB IHYEVD IYEHKXV IHKDEV IHEKJDV VI$YEHKBDX

whats the diff between facebook and insta

.

both trash

tru

INSTAS SO MUCH MORE FUNNIER THOUGH

the comments r rlly cursed bro

AWW

Fr

Lol

its ok tho bc theyre funny

wait chex u have a bf

ikr

ayo

wht that sau

yes i do now

say

where do u guys text

if u dont mind me asking

facebook and messenger

Pfft

i met him when me and his friend fought

oooh

SHSHSHSHSH

ok

google chat

Google cat

his friend told him to talk to me lol

google @

lol

Google cat?

google t

treat me like white tee

idk what ur talking abt<3

dont get me dirty

dont gget me dirty

Google T

google tiddies

HAH YOU HAD SPELLING MISTAKE

google chat is so weird

yuri do your work

its like

💀

elementary school core

ive been doing so much work

bad yuri

oh yeah

yuri

bro my group isnt letting me they keep on typing uwu gacha life sephora

pls help me

Huh? Ok

Wht those

😭😭

applee

ethan likes boobs confirmed???? 🤨

yall he will come see me this year

aww thats so sad

its ok yuri

....

I thought tht said tidal......

Titties

Jesus....christ...

Dad?

who

yea suuure you did

....my I have to delete history now....

Me too..

im about to get railed real good 🥳😉👍😍😘😜😏🤗

…

🤨

🔥

😜😜😜😜🔥🔥🔥🔥

Tf...

"oh no! i accidentally googled boobs!!! what a silly mistake.."

The 20 year old is gonna consensually rape her.

😎👍

aye he isnt 20

She didn’t deny it

mb 19*

I meant 22

no

23?

im very clean

no

25?

bye guys

by

e

noo apple dont go

bye appley pipi

26!?

NAUR BRO

27?

30

he isnt 20 plus

?