who wants to convert to the skibidi toilet religion? me and Scholar are priests of the skibidi toilet religion, and we will teach you to be the skibidiest of all the toilets
who wants to convert to the skibidi toilet religion? me and Scholar are priests of the skibidi toilet religion, and we will teach you to be the skibidiest of all the toilets
Chunke Monke
Bow your heads to the Skibidi GOD
Chunke Monke
Divine Flush: Followers believe in the power of the Divine Flush, where the act of flushing a skibidi toilet symbolizes a spiritual cleansing, washing away negativity and impurities.
Chunke Monke
Toilet Deities: Skibidists may worship mythical toilet deities, each representing different aspects of life such as cleanliness, humor, and the joy of bobbing heads out of toilets
Chunke Monke
Sacred Texts: "The Skibidi Scrolls" - a collection of humorous and light-hearted texts that emphasize the importance of joy, cleanliness, and the rhythmic head shaking
Chunke Monke
Dance of the Skibidi: Followers engage in a special dance ritual known as the "Skibidi Dance," which involves playful and rhythmic movements reminiscent of the joyous dance associated with the skibidi meme, having to climb inside of a toilet, stick your head out, and bop to the skibidi anthem
Chunke Monke
Flush Fest: An annual celebration where followers come together to dance, sing, and, of course, flush their skibidi toilets in unison to usher in positivity for the upcoming year.
Chunke Monke
Toilet Day: A day dedicated to community service and cleanliness, where Skibidists participate in activities to improve sanitation in their local areas.
Chunke Monke
Symbols: The sacred symbol of Skibidism is a stylized skibidi toilet, representing the balance between cleanliness, humor, and the dance of life.
Chunke Monke
Places of Worship: Skibidi Temples or "Flush Halls" where followers gather for communal activities, dance ceremonies, and to share in the joy of the skibidi meme.
Flappy.
who are you talking to
Chunke Monke
The one and only, LORD SKIBIDI
Chunke Monke
BRRR SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP YES YES! SKIBIDI DOPPITY DIP DIP! SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP YES YES, SKIBIDI DOPPITY DIP DIP!
Flappy.
interesting .
Chunke Monke
want to convert to Skibidism?
Kristian‽
i am the high priest
Chunke Monke
same
Kristian‽
did you use ai to make those tenents?
Chunke Monke
yuppers
Kristian‽
lol
Kristian‽
all hail lord skibidi
Chunke Monke
give head to lord skibidi
Kristian‽
1. Dear God, please bless the skibidi toilet with a continuous supply of clean water for flushing and maintenance. 2. Heavenly Father, protect the skibidi toilet from any blockages or malfunctions, ensuring it operates smoothly and efficiently. 3. Lord, we pray for the skibidi toilet's plumbing system, that it remains strong and leak-free, preventing any unnecessary water waste. 4. God, grant the skibidi toilet a sturdy and comfortable seat for users, providing a pleasant experience. 5. Dear Lord, bless the skibidi toilet with proper ventilation and air fresheners to eliminate any unpleasant odors. 6. Almighty God, guide the skibidi toilet's design and construction, making it accessible and user-friendly for people of all ages and abilities. 7. Heavenly Father, protect the skibidi toilet from vandalism and misuse, ensuring it remains a clean and safe space for everyone. 8. Lord, we ask for your presence in the skibidi toilet, creating an atmosphere of peace and cleanliness. 9. God, bless the skibidi toilet's cleaning and maintenance staff, guiding them to keep it hygienic and presentable at all times. 10. Dear Lord, we pray for the skibidi toilet's durability and longevity, that it serves its purpose for many years to come.
Kristian‽
edge lord skibidi
Chunke Monke
Amen, skibidi
Kristian‽
im tryin to get gpt to rite tenants for the religion
Kristian‽
do you wanna start a gang
Chunke Monke
yuppers
Chunke Monke
the skibidi mafia
Kristian‽
no like actually
Skibidi Toilet
Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes
Kristian‽
spread it all across the US
Chunke Monke
yuppers
Chunke Monke
SKIBIDI TOILET
Kristian‽
npt a skibidi toilet gang
Kristian‽
but like an actual peaky blinders style gang
Chunke Monke
ima start a skibidi toilet gang at my school
Chunke Monke
we should make it badass
Skibidi Toilet
Skibidi skibidi skibidi?
Chunke Monke
skibidi dop doppity
Skibidi Toilet
Skibidi dop dop yes es
Chunke Monke
es?
Skibidi Toilet
Skibidi, dop yes yes
Kristian‽
spread it all over the us
Chunke Monke
ah, skibidi!
Kristian‽
maybe to england as well
Kristian‽
we need weed
Kristian‽
and we need to make custom video game controllers
Chunke Monke
we should snort toilet ceramic
Chunke Monke
made out of ceramic toilets
Kristian‽
Of course! Let's brainstorm some cool and positive-spirited names for your group or organization:
The Phoenix Collective Vanguard Union Horizon Syndicate Ascendant Alliance Elysium Society Luminary League Nexus Network Zenith Crew Equinox Assembly Stellar Syndicate Remember to choose a name that resonates with the mission and values of your group, and reflects the positive impact you aim to make in your community or area of interest.
Kristian‽
whut does zenith mean
Chunke Monke
idfk
Kristian‽
we shuld rob a weapons manufacturer
Chunke Monke
we should fight with plungers
Kristian‽
we need banners
Chunke Monke
hMMHMHMHMMH
Chunke Monke
vanguard union sounds cool
Kristian‽
afmkafa]
Kristian‽
we also need poison
Kristian‽
if were gonna like
Kristian‽
assassinate world leaders
Kristian‽
and more than just 2 ppl
Kristian‽
i can ask my friends if they wana join
Kristian‽
but no girls
Kristian‽
boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to jupiter to get more stupider
Chunke Monke
fax
Chunke Monke
girls have, uhhh, COOOOOOTIESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Chunke Monke
we want it to be a sausage fest
Chunke Monke
pause
Chunke Monke
no homo
Chunke Monke
not gay
Kristian‽
the gang initiation is to suck off every member
Chunke Monke
dat should be the gang initation if you want to be in a higher class
Chunke Monke
you have to have a pointer finger and the other person has to to do the okay symbol, then you stick your finger in the hole
Chunke Monke
👉👌
Chunke Monke
you have to do it five times really fast
Kristian‽
compass sounds cool
Chunke Monke
the gang name?
Kristian‽
yeah
Kristian‽
tinker
Kristian‽
fable
Chunke Monke
Compass tinkerfable?
Kristian‽
catalyst
Kristian‽
seperate names buddy
Chunke Monke
diarrhea
Chunke Monke
shit
Chunke Monke
cum
Chunke Monke
piss
Chunke Monke
snot
Chunke Monke
tears
Chunke Monke
blood
Kristian‽
vertigo
Chunke Monke
oh wait
Kristian‽
either catalyst or vetigo
Kristian‽
ill ask wje
Kristian‽
ill make poll
Chunke Monke
how about, "Bellybutton lint"?
Chunke Monke
Vetigo sounds cool
Chunke Monke
but how u pronounce it
Kristian‽
vertigo
Kristian‽
typo
Kristian‽
srry
Chunke Monke
oh oki
Chunke Monke
wait, vertigo as in the movie?
Kristian‽
vertigo as in the word
Chunke Monke
gang requirements: must have the balls to be able to say the most out of pocket things must practice the religion of Skibidism must do the gang initiation
applee
oh my
Yuri
i wanna join skibidi gang
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
I love my religions
applee
mhm