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Bow your heads to the Skibidi GOD

Divine Flush: Followers believe in the power of the Divine Flush, where the act of flushing a skibidi toilet symbolizes a spiritual cleansing, washing away negativity and impurities.

Toilet Deities: Skibidists may worship mythical toilet deities, each representing different aspects of life such as cleanliness, humor, and the joy of bobbing heads out of toilets

Sacred Texts: "The Skibidi Scrolls" - a collection of humorous and light-hearted texts that emphasize the importance of joy, cleanliness, and the rhythmic head shaking

Dance of the Skibidi: Followers engage in a special dance ritual known as the "Skibidi Dance," which involves playful and rhythmic movements reminiscent of the joyous dance associated with the skibidi meme, having to climb inside of a toilet, stick your head out, and bop to the skibidi anthem

Flush Fest: An annual celebration where followers come together to dance, sing, and, of course, flush their skibidi toilets in unison to usher in positivity for the upcoming year.

Toilet Day: A day dedicated to community service and cleanliness, where Skibidists participate in activities to improve sanitation in their local areas.

Symbols: The sacred symbol of Skibidism is a stylized skibidi toilet, representing the balance between cleanliness, humor, and the dance of life.

Places of Worship: Skibidi Temples or "Flush Halls" where followers gather for communal activities, dance ceremonies, and to share in the joy of the skibidi meme.

who are you talking to

The one and only, LORD SKIBIDI

BRRR SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP YES YES! SKIBIDI DOPPITY DIP DIP! SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP YES YES, SKIBIDI DOPPITY DIP DIP!

interesting .

want to convert to Skibidism?

i am the high priest

same

did you use ai to make those tenents?

yuppers

lol

all hail lord skibidi

give head to lord skibidi

1. Dear God, please bless the skibidi toilet with a continuous supply of clean water for flushing and maintenance. 2. Heavenly Father, protect the skibidi toilet from any blockages or malfunctions, ensuring it operates smoothly and efficiently. 3. Lord, we pray for the skibidi toilet's plumbing system, that it remains strong and leak-free, preventing any unnecessary water waste. 4. God, grant the skibidi toilet a sturdy and comfortable seat for users, providing a pleasant experience. 5. Dear Lord, bless the skibidi toilet with proper ventilation and air fresheners to eliminate any unpleasant odors. 6. Almighty God, guide the skibidi toilet's design and construction, making it accessible and user-friendly for people of all ages and abilities. 7. Heavenly Father, protect the skibidi toilet from vandalism and misuse, ensuring it remains a clean and safe space for everyone. 8. Lord, we ask for your presence in the skibidi toilet, creating an atmosphere of peace and cleanliness. 9. God, bless the skibidi toilet's cleaning and maintenance staff, guiding them to keep it hygienic and presentable at all times. 10. Dear Lord, we pray for the skibidi toilet's durability and longevity, that it serves its purpose for many years to come.

edge lord skibidi

Amen, skibidi

im tryin to get gpt to rite tenants for the religion

do you wanna start a gang

yuppers

the skibidi mafia

no like actually

Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes

spread it all across the US

yuppers

SKIBIDI TOILET

npt a skibidi toilet gang

but like an actual peaky blinders style gang

ima start a skibidi toilet gang at my school

we should make it badass

Skibidi skibidi skibidi?

skibidi dop doppity

Skibidi dop dop yes es

es?

Skibidi, dop yes yes

spread it all over the us

ah, skibidi!

maybe to england as well

we need weed

and we need to make custom video game controllers

we should snort toilet ceramic

made out of ceramic toilets

Of course! Let's brainstorm some cool and positive-spirited names for your group or organization:

The Phoenix Collective Vanguard Union Horizon Syndicate Ascendant Alliance Elysium Society Luminary League Nexus Network Zenith Crew Equinox Assembly Stellar Syndicate Remember to choose a name that resonates with the mission and values of your group, and reflects the positive impact you aim to make in your community or area of interest.

whut does zenith mean

idfk

we shuld rob a weapons manufacturer

we should fight with plungers

we need banners

hMMHMHMHMMH

vanguard union sounds cool

afmkafa]

we also need poison

if were gonna like

assassinate world leaders

and more than just 2 ppl

i can ask my friends if they wana join

but no girls

boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to jupiter to get more stupider

fax

girls have, uhhh, COOOOOOTIESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

we want it to be a sausage fest

pause

no homo

not gay

the gang initiation is to suck off every member

dat should be the gang initation if you want to be in a higher class

you have to have a pointer finger and the other person has to to do the okay symbol, then you stick your finger in the hole

👉👌

you have to do it five times really fast

compass sounds cool

the gang name?

yeah

tinker

fable

Compass tinkerfable?

catalyst

seperate names buddy

diarrhea

shit

cum

piss

snot

tears

blood

vertigo

oh wait

either catalyst or vetigo

ill ask wje

ill make poll

how about, "Bellybutton lint"?

Vetigo sounds cool

but how u pronounce it

vertigo

typo

srry

oh oki

wait, vertigo as in the movie?

vertigo as in the word

gang requirements: must have the balls to be able to say the most out of pocket things must practice the religion of Skibidism must do the gang initiation

oh my

i wanna join skibidi gang

I love my religions

mhm