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Shut up opal

Uhhh by the way u act no u aint

ArE u AsSuMiNg My GeNdEr

How’s life been feet????

Nice same

I met a beta ligma gigachad in Ohio today, he was hitting the Patrick Bateman griddy while singing "Is that the freddy fazbear har har har", I as a smurf cat for sure had to join his gyatty rizz griddy, I sang "Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes" while hitting the Ohioan style griddy, that beta ligma gigachad was not liking it and buckled my shoes, today is the homophobic anti-furry doom slayer day (AKA the sigma alpha male day because it's based πŸ—Ώ), didn't expect to be buckled on the based day, today left me broken. But then suddenly John Pork called me on my phone, my Andrew Tate theme song ringtone was so loud that I had to scream "AMONG US" 69420 times to cover up the sound, sadly the noise is too loud, Ice Spice and Walter White quitted rizzing each other and called Grimace. Grimace told me "There's nothing I can do", I became Napoleon and hit him back with the "Ambatukam" superpower, I jerked off to the TV Woman from Ohio Skibidi Toilet, whole room flooded with my kingdom come. That Gigachad who hit me actually hates women β˜•, girls? He wanna see men, so why he appreciated my beta cum and decided to forgive me. I didn't hesitate, I kissed him and rizzed him in the ObamnaSODAAAA way, we are now a gay couple, but no, I'm still homophobic because I'm a ligma sigma beta alpha omega male who's based. Now you, the gyatty guy who's reading this story right now, go back to the field or I'll call Austrian Painter πŸ‘΄πŸ», you stupid nerdy 0% gyatt, my respect to you πŸ“‰πŸ“‰πŸ“‰

EXCEPT opal

NOOOOO

He’s weird

Ur crazy

Yea huh

Says u

And???? Ur not the one to say that he’s weird

Kk gn feet

See You Later, Alligator! After A While, Crocodile! Gotta Go, Buffalo! See You Soon, Raccoon! Be Sweet, Parakeet! Take Care, Polar Bear! In A Shake, Garter Snake! Hit The Road, Happy Toad! Can’t Stay, Blue Jay! Bye-Bye, Butterfly! Give A Hug, Ladybug! Toodle-Loo, Kangaroo! Time To Scoot, Little Newt! β€˜Til Then, Penguin! Adios, Hippos! Hasta Manana, Iguana! Give A Kiss, Goldfish! Get in Line, Porcupine! Out The Door, Dinosaur! On The Bus, Octopus! To Your House, Quiet Mouse!

Hi

Hello

Leo

Where’s Jake I might have found his YouTube

Love the pfp

Wade ツ

Where’s Jake I might have found his YouTube

Send it

Wade ツ

Where’s Jake I might have found his YouTube

i havent found yours yet i might sub tho

i wanna start a youtube channel but its hard to start up yk

Wade ツ

There’s a WEEZER dude

There’s a lot of Weezer dudes on YouTube

Jake ツ

There’s a lot of Weezer dudes on YouTube

ok named jake????

I have like 3 YouTube channels, no videos, and a collective sum of >50 subs

That’s not bad

I Remember when I had 50 subs it’s so rewarding

God

I Remember when I had 50 subs it’s so rewarding

I haven’t posted a single video idk where all mine came from

Lmao they all me

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAi

You ok??

i am like that when its my friend

Chexers

i am like that when its my friend

Ahh gotcha

HAIII HOW YA BEEN

BETTER THAN THE BETTER BEFOREE

OUHGSAOUGVOYAUGSVWIYVAOSUVYGAVYISBUOGAYIVGSVHIACUG AHVISCUG JASHVIYCUAGSHVIYASUCTGJHVIASYTUCGAJHVIYSUCGJ H

OUEHSIPDKHNAPIBA OKJLBAuljb saojl

im gonna have a stroke or a heart attack

Chexers

im gonna have a stroke or a heart attack

me with Madi fr

this dude asked me out after school and then i said yes so were kinda dating now? hes sus tho

USSSSSSS FOR NOW JAKE IABSAUHSOUAGBSOU

leosarefire14

this dude asked me out after school and then i said yes so were kinda dating now? hes sus tho

why sus

leosarefire14

this dude asked me out after school and then i said yes so were kinda dating now? hes sus tho

BE CAREFUL

MADI ISTG HES HANDSOME I SWEAR

Chexers

USSSSSSS FOR NOW JAKE IABSAUHSOUAGBSOU

OKAY OKAY

Chexers

why sus

he takes forever to text back, he talks about his ex, etc.

leosarefire14

he takes forever to text back, he talks about his ex, etc.

RED FLAGS RED FLAGS

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HOW OLD

my age...

leosarefire14

he takes forever to text back, he talks about his ex, etc.

bro then no

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

"79"

NO

Chexers

bro then no

real hes liek super clingy tho idk how to break up w him

leosarefire14

real hes liek super clingy tho idk how to break up w him

lets break up"

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

15?

he turned 16 yesterday...

leosarefire14

real hes liek super clingy tho idk how to break up w him

Tell him you’re gay

tell him u have a dick

MADI

Say you had the surgery yesterday

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HOW OLD

GUESS

DMs NOW

We need to talk

Actually

SEE MADI THIS IS ONE OF THOSE TIMES LMAO

Unless you want me to argue with you on here publicly

God

Unless you want me to argue with you on here publicly

BITCH WHAT ARE YOU ARGUING ABOUT

Becuse it’s actually not cool what you did

Chexers

hes 19 mad

P-p-p-pedophilia

Jake I’m being so fr rn I’ll tell you in a min

Jake ツ

P-p-p-pedophilia

NOOOO OUR AGE HAP ISNT THAT BIG

God

Jake I’m being so fr rn I’ll tell you in a min

β€œI’m being so fr rn” WHY DO YOU SOUND LIKE EMILY LMAO

Chexers

NOOOO OUR AGE HAP ISNT THAT BIG

oh ok just be careful

Chexers

NOOOO OUR AGE HAP ISNT THAT BIG

actually true 16 and 19 works

BETTER IF YALL HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER LONGER THOUGH

leosarefire14

oh ok just be careful

HES ACTUALLY SO GENTLE,SWEET,PROTECTIVE,CARING,KIND,UNDERSTANDING,HOT,CUTE,CLINGY

my english teacher is a big pedophile apparently

LIKE UHG)UIEWDBHOUWBGEDCUOUOWDCBVWEDVBC

HE STAYED UP LATE FOR ME EARLIER

AND HES ALSO OBSESSED WITH ME

LIEKJOUDLJBUOSJN

HIS VOICE HIS FUCKING VOICE

Chexers

AND HES ALSO OBSESSED WITH ME

πŸ’€

HES ALSO JEALOUS

Chexers

HIS VOICE HIS FUCKING VOICE

what about it

HIS HANDS ARE SLENDER AND VEINY

I SAW IT EARLIER

AND HIS VOICE IS SO HOT

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π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

U FUCKING HOE

Nah u a bitch for what you did

Like actually

WHY DOES UR HAND LOOKS LIKE U JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF

Chexers

AND HIS VOICE IS SO HOT

omg :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Chexers

WHY DOES UR HAND LOOKS LIKE U JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF

NO WHAT

HAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH

Chexers

WHY DOES UR HAND LOOKS LIKE U JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF

my hands are average tbh

BTW THIS IS HIS EYES

Who are you going on about rn

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Chexers

ITS SO RED

ITS THE LIGHTING

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA LOLLL

U NEED MADIS LOTION;)

HIS TIRED EYES LOOKS SO HOT POWSUALHDGBWBVDOSUGVDWOSUGVBEOUDWSGVBUOWDSIYDSVGUOWYDVSUOVYWIDKSGYWIDSUGOWVYDIHUWY

Jake we gotta issue with ur gf btw

NOT UR KIND OF LOTION MADI I WAS TALKING ABT SOMETHING ELSE

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leosarefire14

hes cute chex

I HAVE A PIC OF HIM 3 YEARS AGO

HE DOESNT TAKE PICUTRES MUCH BUT HES NOT A CATFISH ISTG

IM SORRY WHAT?

HES WAY HOTTER ON CAM

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

I GAVE HIM ALL OF MY PASSWORDS

WE ALL KNOW JAKE LOVES CHICKY

TO MAKE HIM KNOW THAT THERES NO SUCH THING AS ANOTHER GUY

WHAT IS HAPPENEING

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YOU NEEDA FUCKIN HAIRBRUSH

no when i saw her her hair was normal tbh

Lmao

I THOUGHT THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT YOU CHEX

Chexers

GOD IS A HER???

Yes

NO LIKE HAUH WYM

leosarefire14

actualy?

No im a dude I have a dick

NOOOOOO MADI WAS TALKING ABT GOD

look how many screenshots of our convo i got

do yall live close to each other yall should meet up

God

No im a dude I have a dick

Pics or it didn’t happen

Ik I do

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

im a trans women to man

Quoting this

leosarefire14

do yall live close to each other yall should meet up

no he lives uhh in kurdistan

I’m actually a duck

Chexers

no he lives uhh in kurdistan

thats cool

HELP IS MOM IS A MILF

HUH

WAOAH WOAH WOAH CHLLL WHAT

MILFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

THEY ARE ALL HOT WTF

Wait who’s

HIS LIL SIS IS 9 BUT SHES SO BEAUTIFUK

ESPECIALLY THEIR MOM

Chexers

HIS LIL SIS IS 9 BUT SHES SO BEAUTIFUK

πŸ’€

havent seen his dad yet

NO THATS NOT WHAT I MEAN

leosarefire14

yall would think my brother is hot tbh

where

Chexers

then hes ugly

hes ugly to me but my friend think differently, haha

AYE WTF

she looks good enough for me to sell on dark web so that i could get money so that i could come and meet my future husband

I’m leaving

even god is scared that he created such human like me

id kill someone for him if he asks me toπŸ˜‹

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there was like a yandere ish case in japan

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how come

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You need to spend less time around emily

BUT BRO MY BF IS SUCH A GREEN FLAG

I don’t talk much to her

HE DELETED ALL OF HIS SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS JUST TO TALK TO ME

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

THERES MY BABY <333

Imma say it again ;)

Jake ツ

You need to spend less time around emily

I spend more time around my bro Matt

Chexers

HE DELETED ALL OF HIS SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS JUST TO TALK TO ME

all my social media accounts are private

i dont have one anymore i got no phone

Chexers

how come

BRO I SAID HOW COME

leosarefire14

damn how come???

didnt i already told yall the reason before?

How c o m e

Chexers

didnt i already told yall the reason before?

no....

leosarefire14

no one on here owns a phone smh

I do

I a m s u r e

no momma took it away

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

YOUR MINE

You don’t have my number either

Because that’s my old number

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

k i l l y o u r s e l f g o d

β€œ that’s very disrespectful πŸ€“β€

Me?

Funny you say that

I hate those

Me?

I quit

another day another victory for the ogsa

Just 40 more and you’ll be tied with me

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

id chew my own foot off if i was stuck with you

Thanks?