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EMM

WSO

WSP

FLAPPY

Jake raped my dad and that's how I was born

This is me

MALLLARD

HIII

HIII

And thios is Jake (dad)

HRUU

IM GOOOOOD HBU

IM GOOD TOOO

I JS GOT HOME

OO YAY

IM LISTENING TO VALENTINE BY MANESKIN

SUCH A GOOD SONG

My dad loves jerking to CP

WOW

IM NOT GONNA LISTENT O THAT

BUT

IM GLAD YOU LIKE IT

IM NOT ASKING YOU TO LMAO YOU WOULDNT LIKE IT

YES

😭

ITS OKAY

EMILE COME BACK

ITS ON THE PLAYLIST I MADE OF LOVE SONGS AHAHAHA

The true Jake

HOW LONG?

IS THE PLAYLIST

ITS NOT LONG ITS ONLY 42 SONGS

CUS ITS ONLY LOVE SONGS THAT REMIND ME OF LIAM

WHICH IS VERY LIMITED

HELP I READ THAT AS 42 SECONDS

AND I WAS LIKE

"....."

LMFAO

DUDE YELLOW BY COLDPLAY HAS BEEN IN MY HEAD FOR LIKE A WEEK

I accidentally refreshed my fyp.

im making brownies

IT WAS SO FUNNY TOO

HA

😭😭

THATS KNA FUNNY

ANYWAY

THE POST

SMH

did u watch salt burn ?

HEY GUYS

HE WAS EATING OUT THE DRAIN 🤮🤮🤮

AND ALSO FUCKING A GRAVESTONE

I got some tts about that on fyp.

OMG SAH

HI

AND ALSO I WAS WATCHING IT WITH MY MOM

MALLLL HIIIII AND ALSO HIIII VIRGOOOO AND FLAPPYYYYY

ew

what

NO STOP THATS WHY I WATCHED IT CAUSE MY MOM SENT ME SOME AND WAS JUST LIKE we should watch this!! 🥰😃👍

SAH

HI

I WONT WATCH THAT, DISGUSTING WHAT I READ ABOUT THAT ON TT

FLAPÖY

OH HELL NAH

HIIII

watching stuff with your parents is like

a little

a little stressful

Oh yeah frfr

ESP IF YOU RECOMMENDED IT

"Oh, what a beautiful wall"

NO FR

EMILE

MAL

WYA

DONT SHY AWAY CMON NOW

HI

"Oh, I have to go to kitchen to get some snacks, I will be right back"

WAIT WAIT DID I INTERRUPT YOU GUYS

NO

I THINK THE CHATS J DYING A SLOW ND PAINFUL DEATH

😭

MAL

ITS YOUR JOB

TO NOT LET THAT HAPPEN

WHAT WHYS IT MY JOB???

*fake cough* "oh boy, better get some water"

BECAUSE I CANT DO IT.

STOP NOT THE PERIOD

SEE

YOU BETTER DO IT

😭

i have chips

i dont

have chips

:(

imagine

you don't have Chips

i have spicy chips

(I don't have chips either, ig)

AGQGQGAHHAHSJS

I LOVE SPICY

YESSSSSSSSSSS

THERE ARE SO GOOD, RIGHT RIGHT

i dont

MY SPICE TOLERANCE IS SO LOW ITS ACTUALLY SO SAD

but

it hurts to breathe after

How dare you Flapöy

and i dont want to hurt myself

smh

it feels like i am a drgaon breathing fire

HELP I SOUND LIKE A TODDLER

I see I see, but I can understand

AGQHWHWHWHSJJSS

you prolly are one.

i am not.

When I was a toddler, I wanted to spit fire like dragons

yes you are

i wanted to be a mermaid but i didnt wanna hafta leave my family so i was very deeply torn

PQAQGGAGAGWGAHWAHA

I also wanted to be a mermaid

i used to contemplate the pros nd cons like im not even kidding

i thought so hard about it

OMG AAGHQHSHSHSHSBJS

It was fun time as a toddler tho

i wanted to be prepared if i got a fairy got mother or sum shit

no fr when your only problem is your mom dont let you have milk no more

WAIT A SECOND

I HAVE

TO

UM

POQGAGAGAHAHAH

SOMETHIGN

ILL BE BACK

OKAY

no my little sister shes 3 nd my mom has a baby in august

Or wasn't allowed to stay up to long

so hes like drinking breast milk nd shit

anyway my sister got jealous

nd she was like "ME WANNA SIP MOMMYS BOOBIES"

nd now she has an odd obsession w boobs

or NO CANDY FOR DINNER 😠

OH AQFWGGAWAGAGA

I see I see

she has a ariel dress from the little mermaid

YUP YUP

it has sea shells on it like ariel has

HOW COOL

nd whenever she wears it she comes up to me nd is like "SISSY ME HAVE BOOBIES LIKE YOU"

💀

PQGAGAHQHAHQHAHAHQ

such an injustice smh

she also once threatened to give me her "booby milk"

she is one weird child

When my mini sis was a little younger, she placed something on her stomach to look like she was pregnant

omg bahahahs

my sister once put a toy in my shirt nd told me i was pregnant

but she was the mommy nd i was the daddy

OMG OMG MY MINI SIS DID THAT TO ME TOO AND TO HER DOLLS

PQGQGAHAHSHSJSS

OMG NO NOT THE DOLLS 😭

LGBTQAGQHSHWJ+ Supporter I see I see

LITTLE KIDS W DOLLS IS SO SCARY

💀

💀

OY YEAH

It is fun to see their sisters growing up

truee

Yup yup

its so funny to watch their personalities form

Exactly

my sisters only 3 but i can tell shes gonna grow up to be a very loud person

she will definitely never go unnoticed

her loudness nd how tall shes gonna be

nd shes gonna be pretty cus shes alr pretty

hello

hiii

i love you guys fr <3

aww i love you too <3

Ew