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Hehe

FUCK JAKE

Jake, to make it up to you, I'll appease you.

YOU BEAT ME TO IT

I'll give you a compliment.

sounds like cheese

Welp Donut u bitch , wade u bitch , Jake u bitch, lynx u bitch , toast fuck you . There be mad at me , just yall become friends pls

Your computer

cheese= appease

uhhh...

Do you guys all just wanna start a new conversation and ignore anything else on the previous topic?

ETHAN SHUT THE FUCK UP

hasn't blue-screened yet.

Cause it was getting old haha

GO PLAY ROBLOX

It working tho

no

not rlly

your slow

GUYS

IHUADIUDH

WAIT JAKE STFU

wrong one donut

donut

Jake. That is fucking false. Shut it.

stfu flappers

YES OPAL

flappers!!!! epic nickname

Lol

Know what bro fuck off

the censoring.

FAVE DONUT FLAVOUR

HUH?

your nickname is donut

so uhhhh

nutters

It's not fucking like that bullshit. At fucking all

He tries to silence those who speak the truth

ETHAN

SH

ILL TELL HIM TO STOP JUST STFU

omg yummy yummy

Fine.

I’ll stop lmao

Just playing

Thank you

ill stop trolling and being annoying ive given up

Based

"POoKieBeAr"

I don't want sum 1 fucking mad at me for no reason so no playing quit

remember daddy dagger ethan

just remember your daddy dagger

IFUSHFIFUHFSIU

Ok, how about I post more steam locomotives, and none of you make lustful jokes so we don't trigger Jake's prey drive again.

LYNX

What?

NO NEED TO SAY IT LIKE THAT BRO

RLY

wait what if everyone here is secretly gay and everyone is lying to themselves

IT COULDVE STOPPED AT LUSTFUL JOKES

I say it how it is.

Alright man, no worries

WHYD U HAVE TO ADD MORE

Like you?

smh

Smh

Men☕

Men ☕️

I won't miss out on an opportunity to annoy Jake.

Oh please you look like a man mid-transition

Opal , chill

you're

Fuck dis I'll be on later

Imma play foblox

Roblox

bye ethan

Cya bro!

this woman called me young man yesterday

Why bro. just why

YOU SEEM LIKE YOUR 40 OR SMTH

trains yummy

Jk jk

i hated thomas the train

💀

i hated the scenrery

yummy yummy

Why do you want to bro

Bye jakey boo

That’s just petty and immature

trolling is fun uwu

It's fun to play with fire (the mods).

its fun being young and dumb and trolling 16 year olds

I swear you act so much like Wade lmao

Using “fun” as an excuse to be an immature menace

YK

LYNX HAS A POINT

I LOVE ANNOYING DAGGER AND ETHAN

ethans the easiest to annoy

Ethan’s fun haha

Cool dude

f

r

no

:)

anyways im going to the bahamas in five hours and if my mom catches me on here shell whup my fucking ass so i gtg besties ttyl

"Immature" was your behavior earlier. Dagger was ashamed with your behavior.

Damn rip

And not just today, but over the past few months.

yasauasyausua

Yknow, at this point I’m starting to lose my respect for Dagger at times

How was it immature?

FUCK DAGGER

HES RUDE

Dagger is the one who has lost respect for you.

Explain

SOMETIMES NICE

CHILL DUDE BUT RUDE ASF

Big words and periods don’t make someone mature pal

Hi.

UwU.

You can just open the chat.

UIASHIUDHDIU IM SORRY

Hello, Madi.

Hello, Madison.

It's insane how easily things can get memory-holed here because people can't just open old chats.

STOP THAT SOUNDS SO MEAN HUVS HVSIVSNUBISIUS

I was there and I didn't see, can you specify?

Hello, Jake.

They act like old chats cease to exist once the new one is made.

You are awfully beautiful on this fine evening.

REMEMBER THAT THING YOUDID TO ME

rudeeee

Awe thank you <33

Jake lying, overreacting to a meme, using ad hominem against me and threatening to ban me is pretty immature.

SO DRY LMAO

BITCH THAT WAS U U DID IT FOR 24 HOURS

My emotional response was justified.

Lynx dude you seriously needa TAKE IT DOWN A KNOTCH BRO

It wasn't.

Lynx

Stop bickering with my boyfriend

BE

THE BIGGER

PERSON

isnt ad hominem just insulting basically

It was embarrassing to watch you overreact over a blue tank locomotive meme.

why you so pressed over that?

oml

Using insults in place of argument.

Lynx

buddy

im not gonna tell you again

"Pressed" You asked me to explain what was immature.

this is my 10th time telling you

Wrong again, THAT is more of a straw man fallacy

yes im aware but thats not that immature smh

not rlly

ALRIGHT LYNX BITCH LISTEN THE FUCK UP

QUIT YAPPIN YOUR FUCKIN MOUTH

ACTING ALL "SUPERIOR"

Nah it actually is

Assalum Alaykum! I am Language Simp, a hyperpolyglot gigachad alphamale who is fluent in 50+ Languages!

YOU NEEDA CHILL TF OUT MAN

May I help you all today?

IVE ASKED U NICELY

AND GIVEN U SOLUTIONS

TO QUIT YOUR SHIT

It's not. Ad hominem means to attack someone instead of their argument.

AND UR STILL GONG

SO WHATS UP?

straw man is over simplifying an argument wrongly and then attacking the over simplified argument

WHY TF CANT U JUST QUIT IT

And that's not what strawman fallacy means.

Hello, Monolingual Betas.

ad hominem is to attack the person behind the argument

CAUSE U RLY STARTIN TO PISS ME OFF BRO

Ad hominem diverts the argument from the current issue to the character of someone (not insulting), while straw man deliberately ridicules the opposition

NAH NAH SAY IT AGAIN

What you’re saying is somewhere in the middle

SAY IT AGAIN SEE WHAT HAPPENS

CAUSE EVERYONE ON HERE

No, it's the opposite. If you had more than 2 brain cells you'd see that.

KNOWS THT I NEVER STOP FUCKIN TALKING

no?

I LOVE TALKING

Oh wait, you and Donut share the same brain cell.

MY NICKNAME IN 5TH GRADE WAS CHATTY CATHY

SO WHATS UP

Assalum Alaykum! I am Language Simp, a hyperpolyglot gigachad alphamale who is fluent in 50+ Languages! Hello, monoligual betas.

i think u learned the wrong fallacys silly one

YEAH WHAT IF WE DO BUDDY WHATS UP?

CLEARLY U HAVE FUCKIN NONE

Duolingo needs to be shut down before we all die.

Wanna ask the instructor of my college-level class specifically based around evidence and reasoning?

It's in the name: "Strawman".

WHY U OVER HERE TRYNA ANNOY SOMEONE?

BE SO FUCKING FR

Because he deserves it.

WITH YOUR " Immature."

Jake is a LOLCOW.

LIKE

Big Brained! Is it a language? I can speak 50+ Langauges like a hyperpolyglot gigachad that I already am.

NOW U PISSIN ME OFF

If he made youtube videos or streams he'd make big money.

CAUSE U THINK I CANT FEND FOR MYSELF

THATS BASICALLY WHAT UR SAYIN

U THINK IM NOT INDEPENDENT

SO WHATS UP

Go ahead.

FYM "Go ahead"

LynxDePolonge.

At this point I'm just trying to get Jake to ban me so I have an excuse to go do something else.

OR

YOU CAN JUST LEAVE

I'm bored, really, that's why I came here.

LIKE A NORMAL PERSON

just

Lmao it’s always the ones who are like “please ban me”

No, I don't want to.

step outside?

yeah we know your lifes miserable

so go

shew

omg

It's frigid outside.

immature pinche pendejo

PINCHE PUTO

you didnt spell shoo like that

Blankets of snow.

ik you didnt

pinche pendejo?

you are hyperpolyglot gigachad?

LETS GO OMG

yes go outside or something go for a walk

lets fuck up duolingo

YOU GUYS

ANSWER

ME

xx

x

jk its opal bye guys

No, I'd rather stay inside near the fireplace.

go make a drink or smt watch a show

nobody forcing you to stay here

I was planning to do something more productive, but I have a bad headache right now, so I decided to do this instead.

Buddy, I don’t think this is gonna do anything for your headache

I'm gonna fall asleep in a few hours anyway.

ACTUALY I HAVE A SUGGESTION

2 things to stop a headache

screens are bad for headaches

drink water

get off ur device

grab a towel wet it with hot water leave it on you head for 20 minutes

2

I don't even know what day it is until I check my computer.

take both hands and massage of the back of your scalp for a bit

should make the headache go away

I don't have hot water.

All my showers are cold.

cold water works too

nobody got time for thats smh

STFU FLAPPY

I do, but I'd rather do this until I fall asleep.

It's 2:40 but I'm already sleepy.

I do >:)

Which is why I’m always gonna help Madi if she has a headache <3

AWE <3

then take a power nap

Okay, Jake, how about this. I stop antagonizing you and your girlfriend of my own volition, and we stop being enemies. Deal?

take a nap

naps help w headaches too ^^

It hurts me more than it hurts you when I insult you.

I dislike insulting my former friends.

Expand on what you mean by “my own volition.”

By my own volition, I mean that I'm doing it because I want to, not because of your vapid threats.

by his choice he stops attacking u

Just wanted clarification. I’m good with that, please just don’t do it again.

I was contemplating continuing attacking you and your girlfriend just for fun, but I realized it would make me feel awful.

I may be a bad person, but I have morals. Sometimes.

Well how do you think it feels to the people you’re attacking?

There wasn’t really a reason to, y’know?

You're right.

I’m glad you’re stopping though, I appreciate it

I'm sorry for attacking you and your girlfriend.

I mean that genuinely, I'm not just saying that to get out of trouble.

Thanks man, sorry I got really defensive, maybe a bit too much.

We're good, now?

Yep!

HSHAHAHAHAAH

see he agrees smh

Ok, I'll make a new meme.

@Jake

HAHA

TRANSFORMERS

I LOVE THAT

Jake, I think you should delete the 1,000 comments post Donut made. It makes all three of us look bad.

I'm not usually one to be -for- memory-holing things, but in this case, nothing of value would be lost.

ILL DELETE IT <3

Except some aesthetic pictures of steam locomotives that I already have saved anyway.

Well, let's try this again. This time without becoming mortal enemies within the span of a few minutes.

Hey dont fuck my daddy

Wade, good news. Jake, Donut, and I somehow made up.

Just don't fuel the fire anymore, okay?

👍

Very good.

Now as a celebration for getting through this.

TRAINS

Enjoy some aesthetic steam locomotive images.

There's so much revolting AI art on the search engines.

AI "art"

Ai is taking over art now

OMG UR MAKING LIKE BESTIES MEMES

thats kinda funny 😭

I can easily recognize AI generated images, so I'm not concerned.

Oh. Shit. That isn't very aesthetic...

Woah that’s cool

Wallpaper material, if anyone is still here.

wuzup gys