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BUT I WAS NOT PLAYING WHEN I SAID WHAT I SAID CALLING HIM A FUCKING FATTY AND SHII

Like in all time you've ever known me , I've only had 2 different user and 2 different pfp

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HORRIED PICTURE BUT DO I DYE EM RED OR BLUE

ND DO I LIKE BLEACH THE ENDS AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THE CURTAIN ABNGS FADDED INTO THE TIPS OF MY HAIR OR JUST KEEP IT DIED CURTAIN BANGS?

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HORRIED PICTURE BUT DO I DYE EM RED OR BLUE

RED

Jake ツ

PURPLE

Nah, rainbow

IMMA BE 100% HONEST I DON'T LIKE WHEN PEOPLE DYE THEIR HAIR BLUE

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Leave

Why?

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OK WELL SHOULD I MAKE BLEACH MY ENDS AND DYE EM RED TO? TO MAKE IT LOOK KINDA FADED?

OOO I THINK THAT'D LOOK GOOD

hmm i woulgnt do blue no offense

i think red would look good

or maybe ever purple

ooooo purple would look good!

well if the bleach fade looks awful you can j dye it all red you can fix the bleach if it looks bad

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OK WELL SHOULD I MAKE BLEACH MY ENDS AND DYE EM RED TO? TO MAKE IT LOOK KINDA FADED?

YESSSSSSS

ive begged my mom to die my end purple but she wont let me ToT

yall ima change my pfp to me bc im confident lmao

Why don't you just save money and by a bucket of red paint

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Kys <3

Says you

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OK WOULD I LOOK CUTE OR HOT W/ RED HAIR?

HOTTTT AF

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OK WOULD I LOOK CUTE OR HOT W/ RED HAIR?

Neither, just less ugly

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BAD DOG

NAW CALLING HIM A DOG IS AN INSULT TO DOGS

mal..πŸ¦†

NAW CALLING HIM A DOG IS AN INSULT TO DOGS

I don't think girls have realised thag if a man's best friend is aa dog then call a man, their best friend is a compliment

I can't go away, I'm grounded, bitch

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AMAZING

Cool how so

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DAMNIT

In your face, My dadfucker

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CAUSE AADEN MAKE HAPPPYHAPPYHAPPY

Huh

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HAH MEANS I LOST MY V-CARD FORE U CAUSE I FUCKED UR DAD

Nah, I fucked him first

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Aaden makes me happy

That’s good ig

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WAIT IF U FUCKED MY MOM THAT MAKES U MY STEPDADDY

You got a problem with that?

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SO UR JSMY DADDY?

Yes

Now, shut up before I give you a spanking

Ohh my god, I now understand how to make women shut up

I have all the power in the world

this conversation got weirdly sexual

Jake ツ

this conversation got weirdly sexual

Bro, you aren't gonna believe this

Ik how to make the annoying girls that don't shut up, shut up

Jake ツ

this conversation got weirdly sexual

lmao fr

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WATCH TF OUT

Why?

Blach66.1

Ik how to make the annoying girls that don't shut up, shut up

is it possible to learn this power?

Jake ツ

is it possible to learn this power?

Yes, but you need to learn quantum physics so you can go back in time

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Ima beat u tf up

Nah you can't bitch your to busy, wondering what emo colour tour changing your fucking hair and nails to next

Jake ツ

shit

But I can give you a simple version if you want

I think i did your sister a while back

Blach66.1

I think i did your sister a while back

I only remember her cause she's prettier than you, jut that not hard to achieve

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Do me next~

Bet

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Mal im sorry you had to see blach in his natural habat

Yeah me too

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Mal im sorry you had to see blach in his natural habat

i looked away for a minute and suddenly blach has done your whole family 🀣

mal..πŸ¦†

i looked away for a minute and suddenly blach has done your whole family 🀣

Don't worry your family is next

imma give you a fair warning i don't think you WANT to do my family

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Blach66.1

Ok, maybe only you then

ayoooo lmfaoooo

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AWH FUCK NO YOU TOUCH MAL ILLL RIPYO HANDS OFF

Nah, you can't it'll ruin your nails

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Shes my daddy mal

mmm yes ofc 😏

mal..πŸ¦†

mmm yes ofc 😏

K, I'm fr fucking you, just to annoy char now

Blach66.1

K, I'm fr fucking you, just to annoy char now

lmfao

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GO LAW DOWN

I already studied law

In fact imma sue you for animal abuse

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SUCK*

You want me, your dog, to suck you

no she wants me, her daddy, to suck her 😏

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NO I DONT LIKE YOU I DISOWN U

IM YOUR FATHER

im the only one she calls daddy 😏

Cause if I ground you, you'll be sleeping outside for a week, and if mal does you'll get raped

mal..πŸ¦†

it aint rape if she wants it..

Yk, we should just merge, so she only calls one of use daddy at the same time

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So commere and rape me daddy

😏

The other 4ppl watching this, are either wanking, call child support or trying so hard not to get involved

It's it wrong I thought your pfp was momo

Look, I'll happily fuck momo

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HOLE*

What hols?

momo's a vibe though so it's all good lmfao

mal..πŸ¦†

momo's a vibe though so it's all good lmfao

Kk

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Ura bigger nd better vibe daddy

mmm yes ofc 😏

I'm just happy you don't have chicken legs

Blach66.1

I'm just happy you don't have chicken legs

my legs are fabulous

I booked the whole of tmr

Blach66.1

I booked the whole of tmr

im sure we can make space for my bbg

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Me first daddy

ofc you need your nutrients doctors orders

Jake ツ

GAY SHIT FR

Bro, Don't copy ur gf, break free of the woman's curse

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Yeah i need mroe vitam D

i dont got vitamin d but i got vitamin v

mal..πŸ¦†

i dont got vitamin d but i got vitamin v

Imma swallow all of them

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Ill take it

Split it?

Blach66.1

Split it?

dwdw i got plenty to go around

But ill water it to if you wanna

Blach66.1

But ill water it to if you wanna

oo sounds refreshing

mal..πŸ¦†

sorry man but my water's never still

Sparkling on top

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

confusion ensues ************

Sup stuip

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Daddy mal

😏

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

wsg blach!

Fuck all that's the problem

I'VE ONLY LEFT THE HOUSE ONCE SINCE SUNDAY AND IT WAS ONLY FOR LIKE 2 HOURS

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NO ITS TO HELP OUT FOR TMRW

STILL LUCKY

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CANT BRING MY CHROEMBOOK

STILLLLLLLLL LUCKY

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NO CAUSE U CANT SEE THE DOGS

😭

Blach66.1

Someone explain this

i wish i could

mal..πŸ¦†

I WANT A DOGGGG

weezer reference

mal..πŸ¦†

used to what?

Have a dog

I don't think i have a pic of my old dog

Jake ツ

Thats not a doberman is it?

purebred doberman

I used to have a sheepdog cross

Blach66.1

I used to have a sheepdog cross

aww

mal..πŸ¦†

πŸ‘…

what that tongue do

mal..πŸ¦†

πŸ‘…

WHY THE FUCK IS HE SO TONGUE

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Yo, I'm heading off probably be back tho