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SHIT EVERYTIME I COME OVER YOUR MOMS TELLING ME HOW MUCH SHE WANTED A GIRL

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TF NO I DON'T LIKE AXEL. EVERYONE NEEDS TO CALM DOWN AIGHT CUZ I RATHER KMS THEN BE IN THE SAME ROOM AS AXEL INFACT I RATHER GET SAT ON BY THE BIGGEST FATASSES IN THE WORLD THEN BE CLOSE TO THAT FAT BITCH, I RATHER GET HIT BY A BUS THEN BE INCHES NEAR HIS GAY ASS. AND THE ONLY REASON WHY AXELS BEEN ON MY MIND SO MUCH IS PROBABLY CUZ HE'S SO MF FAT THAT HE TAKES UP ALL THE SPACE IN MY HEAD, ALL I THINK ABOUT IS "how is Axel so fat?" "how is Axel still standing?" SO MANY QUESTIONS AND SO LITTLE ANSWERS. THE ONLY THING HE'S PROBABLY GOOD FOR IS LIKE MAKING CARBON DIOXIDE FOR PLANTS OTHER THEN THAT A WASTE OF SPACE. THE ONLY REASON WHY I HANG OUT WITH HIM IS CUZ I HAVE TO. MAYBE IF HE HAD SOME DECENT FRIENDS HE WOULDN'T NEED ME TO BE AROUND HIM, BUT OFC HIS FAT ASS CAN'T MAKE FRIENDS, IMAGINE BEING FRIENDS WITH A FURRY. YEAH NO WONDER HE DOESN'T HAVE FRIENDS. FUCK EVERYTIME I THINK OF AXEL I GET MIGRAINES, MY HEAD PHSYCIALLY STARTS TO HURT BECAUSE OF HIS CRINGEY ASS. AND WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ONE WHO HAS TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS LIKE WHY DON'T YOU ASK HIM IF HE HAS A CRUSH ON IDK FUCKING MR AUGEST, IDK ANY GAY GUYS TF. AND ALL I HAVE TO HEAR EVERYDAY IS HOW MUCH WORK HE HAS CUZ HE PROCRASINATES AND HAS THE TIME MANAGEMENT SKILLS OF A CARROT. FUCK HIS PARENTS PROBABLY DROPPED HIM ON HIS HEAD WHEN HE WAS A BABY. NO HE WAS PROBABLY THROWN INTO A FUCKING WALL AND SPUN AROUND 500000000 AND FELL DOWN 9339848945887478584 STAIRCASES, NO WONDER HE'S AS EMOTIONALLY STABLE AS A FUCKING IKEA TABLE

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