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You me, gas station..what are we having for dinner? sushi ofc, uh oh looks like there was a roofie in our gas station sushi, we black out and wake up in the sewers were surrounded by fish, horny fish, you know what that means FISH ORGY, the stench draws in a bear, what are we going to do.. WERE GONNA FIGHT IT. Bear fight, bear handed, bear...naked? oh yes please. we befriend the bear after beating it in a brawl, we ride it into the chucky cheese. DANCE, DANCE, REVOLUTION. Revolution? over-throw the government? UHHH I think so. . next thing you know it, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ then I fly into the sun then I black out. I woke up and do a bump and white out which I didn't know you could do, then I smoked a joint.. GREENED OUT. then I turn into the sun.. UH OH LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN. JSUHJUSHAUAHOIUNSOASUIAHIUJASHNUABNAHAHAHAAHUAHSUHDSu8hb

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