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˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
north
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
i think im in trobule
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Why?
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
my mom jus figured out
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About what?
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
grades
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
my fucking dads saying hes going to hold me back
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My grades suck too.
tippecanoe
Well you can speak for yourself
tippecanoe
My grades are awesome
tippecanoe
Straight As all day baby
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Cool don't give a fuck
tippecanoe
That’s because you’re stupid and i’m not
tippecanoe
Asshole
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Okay?
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Cool?
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
im fucking pissed rn
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
my dads being a btich
tippecanoe
Do you have one
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
like he chooses
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
if i get held back
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
and
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
like my mom
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
is on my side
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
like
tippecanoe
Your mom is on my side in bed
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
no shes not
tippecanoe
She is
tippecanoe
Want me to put her on here
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Imma go. Cya
tippecanoe
Alright
tippecanoe
Maybe i should go too
tippecanoe
My friend ruined my entire life by dating my crush. You see, I used to know someone named Mitchell, and for a few years we were best friends. But then Mitchell kissed my crush, Thriana, and they become childhood sweethearts. I had liked Thriana since the fourth grade, so I decided I needed to destroy Mitchell to win Thriana's affection. I started subtly, undermining Mitchell whenever possible with passive aggressive comments, and compli-sults. I started messing with his performance in school, bringing down his grades and turning teachers against him. I even became great friends with Mitchell's parents and slowly turned them against their own offspring. At night, I would sneak into his bedroom, and whisper depressing and hopeless things into his ears. And every time Thriana was around, I would pants Mitchell and make fun of his genitalia, or try to body shame him in other ways. I would also constantly call him “Mitch the Bitch.” But that wasn’t enough. For whatever fucking stupid reason, Thriana decided to stick with Mitch the Bitch, trying to counter my phycological tear-down with compliments, and friendship. I finally came to the conclusion that I would never be able to win Thriana. I tried to let it go. I tried to move on, and forget all about Mitchell and Thriana. But every time I saw them kissing, or holding hands, or going out for ice cream together, I bubbled up with rage. After months of suffering, I just couldn’t take it anymore. I drugged both Mitch and Thriana, and took them to an abandoned cobbler's hut on the edge of town. There, I proceeded to torture and maim Thriana, forcing Mitch to watch in horror. I laughed and made fun of Mitch for being unable to do anything to save his sweetheart. I didn't kill Thriana, but instead, put her in a semi-vegetative state. I cleaned the scene of my presence, then called the cops. The best part is that Mitch was blamed for everything. Mitch was sent to prison, and because they believed he was guilty, Mitch’s parents fell into a deep depression. I think I even heard that they commited suicide. A few months later, I heard from the news that Mitch had escaped from jail by bribing one of the rookie guards, and I knew he would be seeking revenge. I rushed back to the cobbler’s hut, and installed a micro-bomb into Thriana's body, and should I be killed, the bomb would automatically go off and kill Thriana as well. And though she was still in a mostly fugue state, Mitch couldn't bring himself to hurt her any further. I finally decided that I had gotten my vengeance, so I decided to try and move on with my life. But Mitch was still mad, and he wouldn’t let me. When I found employment at a diner, Mitch sould his house just so he could buy it, and proceeded to undermine and toy with me at every turn. After he fired me, I tried to find employment elswewhere, but it turned out that Mitch had contacted any potential employer and soured them against me, so I wouldn’t be able to get another job. I’m finally realizing that no matter what I do, Mitch is going to try and ruin my life. I have resigned myself to living as a broken, lonely man, and at this point, I see no reason to keep on living. I think I’m gonna do it tomorrow.
Greg
hi wanna fuck lonely
Greg
im really horny and i want to jerk off
tippecanoe
I don’t think lonely’s here
tippecanoe
But i can if you want
Greg
ok
Greg
send nudes
tippecanoe
Sure
Greg
right now
tippecanoe
What’s your phone number
Greg
make a account
tippecanoe
I like being an anon so i can mess around without being banned
tippecanoe
Besides i can’t just send nudes out here in the open
Greg
make a post ill delete it after u send nude
tippecanoe
I’m a man
Greg
ok and?
Greg
im a bisexual russian man
tippecanoe
I see
tippecanoe
Ok fine
tippecanoe
I’ll send you the nudes
Greg
ok
Greg
make an account
tippecanoe
No i want to send them to you personally
Greg
pls send nude lonely
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Hi