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I don't think that this section is meant for chatting?

Its for Jokes you can tell to a community.

Hello if you would like to talk sports please find a chat meant for that. I personally donā€™t like them and I enjoy talking on here so please stop

If you got cut this season, I would not the fuck be mad, dude. Real shit, man. I'm sorry dude. I-I-I, I, I, I don't want no racist mothafuckas up on my football team, I'm sorry, that's just me, though. I'll catch you guys later, and you guys have a good one.

I know you came out and you made a- a e- a- you came out and you made an apology, but fuck you and yo goddamn apology, okay? Fuck dat shit. I understand you was drunk and you was drinkin' and stuff, you know what I'm sayin', and who knows, you just might actually be, might just actually be, y'know, on some real shit, be sorry for actually using it, you might actually be sincere, but how the fuck am I supposed to know that? How the fuck are the fans around the city of Philly supposed to know that? We don't!

I look like, dude- I FEEL like a DUMBASS! Real shit, okay, now, I still think you a beast upon the football field. As far as- me... liking you as a person, fuck you, dawg, okay? Canā€™t stand yo fuckinā€™ ass, dawg. Canā€™t stand you now, man! Yā€™know, and my whole thing is this, dawg, you fuckinā€™ up big time man, you over here-

When Jeremy Maclin went down, when, when, he tore his ACL and his fuckinā€™ MCL in the same goddamn day, dawg, I was over here, Iā€™m lookinā€™ like, ā€œAw, shit, man, Jeremy Maclin went downā€. Everybodyā€™s all yā€™know, mad and pissed off, Iā€™m lookinā€™ like, man, Iā€™m lookinā€™ like, man, yā€™know I hope Jeremy Maclin ge-e-et better, but fuck, time for Riley Cooper, that [EXPUNGED]ā€˜s a fuckinā€™ beast, fuckinā€™ hog, fuckinā€™ ballinā€™ out in the show, I mean, I mean, the [EXPUNGED]ā€˜s a fuckinā€™ monster, you kno-ow what Iā€™m saying, Riley Cooper, man, that dude, shit. Love him! Now I look like a fuckinā€™ idiot, man

Now, in personal opinion, thereā€™s a huge difference between the word [EXPUNGED] and [EXPUNGED], okay? Not, not one fuckinā€™ time. In my videos, have I ever came out and said, ā€œYo man, fuck dat [EXPUNGED]ā€. NEVER said dat shit. And I better fuckinā€™ ke-e-ep my goddamn voice down, there might be some [EXPUNGED] walkinā€™ do-own the street bout re-ea-dy to fuck me up, man. You know what Iā€™m sayinā€™? But, um, but yeah, thoughā€¦ Read more

Alright, so itā€™s a good thing I didnā€™t buy yo fuckinā€™ Jersey. Riley Cooper on some real shit. I was really gonna buy yo Jersey, I had my eyes set on it, man. I always thought of you beinā€™ a low-key fuckinā€™ beast, okay, fuckinā€™ monster, fuckinā€™ hog, fuckinā€™ ball out of control, okay? But as you guys know man Riley Cooper, he came out and used the word [EXPUNGED], okay? Now, I understand that he was drunk at a fuckinā€™ ā€¦ Read more

I have a friend whose little sister has stage four cancer. and Iā€™m doing everything I can to support her. but sheā€™s being really mean and judgy, and overall really really horrible towards me, and Idk what to do about it. she treats all of our other friends fine but for me. should I tell her that the way sheā€™s treating me is not ok? or should It let it slide. pls help!

Soooo I'm gonna sum up what I did in this year (2045). First off, I tied up ZEPHYR and fucked his hoe shay after drugging her. She died in a crash on her way home. Then I tortured ZEPHYR and forced him to tell me all his jokes and I used his jokes to get some real ass bitches. I also got rich off of my jokes and bought this website and renamed it into BESTJOKESEVER. Now all of the jokes on BESTJOKESEVER.COM must be top tier or I will personally come to your house and beat the shit out of you.

i ment i will do anything for you even to be with you if you know what i mean by that or not i just want you to know that

Hi everyone, I have a serious question: how many beach balls you you eat each day?