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bitch istg i saw the light today. so firstly i was in the mf principles office and she fucking sat on me and feed me 500 bigmacs and shit like that then she fucking brought my dad in AND WHEN I TELL U I KNEW THAT I WAS GOING TO GET MY ASS WOOPED. anyways so my dad LITERALLY started to try and fight with me but i just ignored his ass AND THEN her fatass was like "you are being disrespectful to ur dad", mind you I WAS โ€ฆ Read more

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

i am going to leave for a very long time bc no one wants to talk to me so and i have a feeling that a lot of ppl hate me so dont thank me for leaving your welcome goodbye:(

i wanted to annoy my friends so i sent them all this ใ“ใ‚“ใซใกใฏใ€ใŸใ ใ‚ใชใŸใ‚’ๅ›ฐใ‚‰ใ›ใŸใ‹ใฃใŸใฎใงใ€ใ“ใ‚Œใ‚’ๆ—ฅๆœฌ่ชžใง้€ใ‚Šใพใ™,์ง€๊ธˆ์€ ํ•œ๊ตญ์ด๋‹ˆ๊นŒ ์™œ ์•ˆ๋˜๊ฒ ์–ด... ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ์ค‘๊ตญ์–ด๋กœ ๋ฐ”๊พธ๋Š” ๊ฑธ ๋ด๋ด ํ•˜ํ•˜ํ•˜ํ•˜ํ•˜ํ•˜. ๋‚œ ๊ทธ๋ƒฅ ํ•œ๊ตญ์–ด๋กœ ํ•˜ ๋ณด์ด๋Š” ๋ฐฉ์‹์ด ์ข‹์•„ ไป–ไป–ไป–ๆ˜ฏไป–,ไป–ไป–ไป–ไป–ไป–ๆ˜ฏไป–,้‚ฃ็œ‹่ตทๆฅๅพˆ่„†,ๆˆ‘ๅ–œๆฌขๅฎƒใ€‚็ˆฑไฝ ใ€‚ (ๅƒไธชๅงๅง)โˆฉ__โˆฉๅ“ˆๅ“ˆ love ya... :)

Bro this girl tryna get me in trouble with agreeing with someone. I love how stupid some people are, especially when nobody cares not the teacher, not anyone she's just a pick me. But how is everyone?

HELP I NEED HELP CAN SOMEONE TRANSLATE THIS JAPANESE KATANA DUOLINGOโ€™S GONNA KILL ME

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PLEASE HELP