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https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/63bf1657750d363f9d38530c/roses-are-red-violets-are-blue-if-i-slapped-you-thatd-be-animal-abuse lol

first joke: took half an hour, but I found it.

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning

Reasons I’m depressed:

-I am pan -I am a failure -The world is hopeless -Everyone will die in the end -I am dirty-minded -I let my 1yr old brother break a leg -I deserve to die -I am smart -I am failing social studies -There is no help -My bffs all moved

And more. I’d say my life is a joke, but jokes have meaning.

I’m going to bed soon but I need some help. One of my best friends got a vape somehow, and now they like weed, also she is 11 years old for clarity. And she’s being pretty stubborn about it, does anybody know what I can do to change her mind?

You're so fat that when you got on the scales they said "I need your weight not your phone number" ​ ​ ​ You're so fat that an oragami crane has less folds than you. ​ ​ ​ You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat people shout out "taxi" ​ ​ ​ You're so fat, the photo I took of you last christmas is still printing.

You're so fat that when you want to iron your pants, you have to go out to your driveway. ​ … Read more

hi guys ill be on for a while ask me anything or just talk to me ether one I don't care

hey, @MU you might not see this, but I would VERY much appreciate it if you would stop spamming. It's really getting on my nerves, and you don't need to capitalize every goddamn word. Also, just, ya know, saying this right now while I have the chance. you may be in 4th grade, but because of that, I'm gonna let you off with a warning. If no one is on, PLEASE DONT SPAM. even if someone IS on, STILL don't spam. they may… Read more

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/63bc8a05b0eff9f8dfe51d99/yes-i-have-gained-weight-i-have-also-gained-more-brains-do-you-want-some LOL that’s good