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I am decayed. My lungs are filled with thorns and mildew. My bones are held together by vines. I am fragile be gentle with my corpse;

Why are prisoners given food and water but homeless people don’t If satan punishes bad people doesn’t that make him good? Being immortal after the sun explodes would suck Mr and Mrs incredible named their son dash before knowing about his power If u go to bed at 1am u technically went 2 bed early

All my friends are toxic, all ambitionless So rude and always negative I need new friends, but it's not that quick and easy Oh, I'm drowning, let me breathe I'm better off all by myself Though I'm feeling kinda empty without somebody else Oh, I hear you crying out for help But you never showed for me when I was ringing your cellphone Oh, you don't know how it feels to be alone Baby, oh, I'll make you know, I'll make … Read more

You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck… Read more

TO *ANYONE* IN THE AUSSIE GANG (all the ones who know each other):

Hello. It’s me, Jake. I’ve been relatively absent from the site lately, but I’ve noticed that there has been no contact with any of you since...everything happened (regarding Hailey and Caitlyn). There was limited contact through someone named LOLS, but even that is gone now. If ANY of you are still here, or just see this message, please just let me know what has happened to everyone, especially Hailey. I know that there was some stuff that happened between some of you just before everything fell apart, but please, if someone could just give me an update, anything, I’d be very glad. Thanks

I've been wondering who the FUCK is DickEater69? someone in his posts keeps saying he's gay, fatherless, and ugly. so first of all, where's the motherfuckin proof man? you pull these out of your asshole? or are you lying, also don't be scared, make an account.

My Fellow Americans, I would like to announce that we are going to be going to war with Canada