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Guys, i was just casually digging in my asshole, like any other human would, and i pulled out a condom, weird right?

I walks up to my girlfriend and says to her, “Want to play the firetruck game?” She says, “Sure, how do you play it?” I says, “I place my finger at the bottom of your leg and run it up, and you say red light when you want me to stop.” She says yes, and I begin. I start to get close to reaching up her skirt, she says, “Red light!” I looks at her and I smile wickedly and says, “Firetrucks don’t stop for red lights.” She laughs as I start to rape her.

❗️Hey everyone! I just wanna say something, this is very important to know when you read any of my posts or comments! -I can be unintentionally offensive and rude sometimes, but I’m just being honest. I don’t have any filter when I speak, for example: if you wear your favourite clothing and ask me to be honest if I like it or not, I will give you a brutally honest answer.

-So, if you ever find something I say hurtful or offensive, tell me, if you don’t I will have no idea if I have said anything wrong, or what I’ve said wrong.

A man walks into a bar and orders three shots. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Well... My oldest son just came out..." The man finishes the shots and leaves the bar. The next day, the man comes back and orders four shots. "What now?" the bartender asks. "My middle son just came out." The man finishes his drinks and leaves. He comes back the next day and orders five shots. "Again?" the bartender asks. "Yeah. My youngest son." He drinks his shots and leaves. The next day, he comes in again. This time, he orders ten shots. "My God! Is there anyone in your family that likes girls??" the bartender asks. "Yeah... My wife." (Repost!)

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Alright people, it’s time to discuss a very important topic: DONUTS AND ICE CREAM

1. What is your favorite type of donut? Maple, Glazed, Chocolate, Jelly-Filled, etc.

2. What is your favorite flavor of ice cream? Vanilla, Chocolate, Cookie Dough, Rainbow Sherbet, etc.

Hello everyone I am sorry for everything I have done and said I know I was rude and stupid but I am trying to change but I came back to say this I understand that y'all still don't like me but its fine I'm just apologizing and not going to be as annoying

Kingsley, stop commenting the fish rickroll bullshit. It was funny the first time, but now it's annoying asf. And stop saying "hi" on every single post you can find. Nobody gives a shit and nobody will respond to you since THE POSTS YOU COMMENT ON ARE 400 YEARS OLD, GODDAMNIT. Jesus Christ, you act autistic half the time.

Random keyboard words made into sentences part 5:

In a few minutes, you should have an option of typing them out and typing in them into your computer screen. What you need to do is to type in the following commands to the command line, and then click on the command line to the right of the command. If you’re looking to create an application for a specific program. I have lost my faith in humanity.

guess these words (hint: backwards) and say it in order that it is in

- d’llorkcir

- moc.revesekojtsrow

- pu uoy evig annog reven

- akab yssus

- iiiioByzaL dna ,tlAiiiioBgiB ,iiiioBgiB wollof

Guys my father had taken my crime book and locked it in his room to R.I.P the story I am Writing but I singed in on my brothers tablet just thought I would give reason on not being on.

BTW BEFORE I LEAVE I WAS ANIME TERRORIST IS HORNY I A MAN SEEKING A WOMAN DACING ALDEN ALDEN2.0 AND NOW THIS ACC BYE BRB SUMMER BREAK XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

everyone is coming back in summer break bruh well i have never left

like in these accounts anime, gojo, terrosist is horny, terrosit 100.00,alden.adlen 2.0.im a man seeking a women, and now this acc XD,and death eye

. Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

WHAT A FUCKING DAY. I GOT INTO A FIGHT BECAUSE THIS ASSHOLE WAS BEATING UP AN AUTISTIC KID. SO I GOT PISSED AND WENT UP TO HIM THEN THREW A LEFT HOOK TO THE SIDE OF THE JAW. THEN A RIGHT. THEN AFTER A MINUTE , HE WAS BLEEDING ON THE FLOOR. ( AS I REMIND YOU IM IN DAEP. AKA ALTERNATIVE SCHOOL FOR BEHAVIOR AND SHIT) SO IM THERE ON TOP OF THE BITCH STILL HITTING HIM WHEN ONE OF HIS FREINDS ATTACK ME. SO I GRABBED HIS LE… Read more