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YOU ARE GONNA KILL HIM CALM DOWN!!!

The image shows a couple in bed. In the first panel, the woman is on top of the man who says: "Punish me!". The second panel shows another woman laughing and saying "Alexa, play Taylor Swift".

Jazzy💕

Unless you wanna die

Things you never tell a Latina
-Chill
-I'm breaking up with you
-Lower your voice
-Calm down
-Relax
-You're crazy
[stares in Spanish]

imgayforjimmy

when my imaginary mom tells me to calm down

A dark image shows a doll holding a knife, standing in a hallway. The text overlay says "WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME TO TAKE IT DOWN A NOTCH".

Chexers

dont do that shit to ur gf, im tryna give u a warning

A man labeled "BF" is pouring gasoline from a red container onto a bonfire labeled "Angry GF" with the text bubble "Relax, babe." above him.

✨Jassy✨

Me but at school

A baby with its eyes closed and fingers in its ear is shown along with the text "WALKING INTO WORK LIKE 'LAWD YOU KNOW I NEED MY JOB, PLEASE BLESS ME WITH A CALM SPIRIT TODAY'"

⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️

This will calm u down rn

A yellow lightbulb character with a distorted face and wide open mouth is set against a background of green grass and blue sky. The text above the lightbulb reads: "There's nothing to worry about now".

Heroin Monkey

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Polymer balls that are invisible in water
IMAGINE PUTTING LIKE 10 IN SOMEONE'S BATH AND THEY
GET IN THEY JUST START FREAKING OUT BECAUSE
THERES SOMETHING TOUCHING ME BUT THERES NOTHING
IN THE FUCKING WATER WHAT THE FUCK OMFG
you're not thinking big enough
make them in the shape of people with huge long fingers and hide
one in every swimming pool in America
please calm down satan