Butty jokes

What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?

You are so butty-ful!

Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"

Is buttcheeks one word?

Or should I spread them?

This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.

How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.

Sister: I don't want to do it, but...

Me: No more butts! Butts are too yuck to be in this sentence.

My bitch as flat as her grannie's heartbeat.