Black jokes jokes

Why can't two Asians make a white kid?

Two wrongs don't make a white.

Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?

A black current...

My best friend is black. It really pissed me off when my mom sold him.

What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?

I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."

What are three things you can't give a black guy?

A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.

Why did the white girl come back from Africa?

Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.

What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?

"I guess orange is the new black."