The Real RB

Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?

Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.

What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?

RHYME and REPEAT.

What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?

BLAZE RHYMES.

Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?

Because he was too loud with his FLOW.

What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?

NAP-TAIN

How do rappers stay warm in the winter?

They wear their rhymes!

Why don't rappers ever play baseball?

Because they're too busy dropping hits!

What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?

Dr. Dre.

Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?

Because he never missed a beat!

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.

What do rappers like cantaloupe?

Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!

Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?

So the haters could SUCK on him!

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?

MC Bassline.

Why was the math book sad at the rapper?

Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.

Why did the rapper become a barber?

To give everyone FRESH CUTS.

What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?

RHYME-STEIN.

Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?

To sweep the competition!

What do you call a rapper who LOVES gardening?

MC Planter.

Why was the rapper so good at math?

Because they could always count on their beats!

What's a rapper's favorite drink?

RHYME-A-RITA