So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
Slender
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?
"Come on now, gay jokes aren't funny."