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Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of google search results

How did people bully Helen Keller? They said "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"

Yo mama's so stupid she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate"

A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with "I think I need to break up with you"

Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side

(Omg omg literally dislike im so cringe)

When the school shooter says to get on the ground but the sped kid thinks it's simon says