You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
MADDIE MYBROMADEMEDOTHIS
MY BROTHER MADE ME DO THIS
Hollow Knight Beater MY UGLY BROTHER
My dog died I'm so sad
"MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE"
What do we want A cure for obesity When do we want it After lunch
Your hairline is still missing even Dora can’t explore it
YOOO, does anyone need an ark? I know a guy!
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents. Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honour. Judge: But why? Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
Why aren’t orphan jokes funny?
The punchline isn’t apparent.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread? Self-raising
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a muscle.
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.
I sold my vacuum the other day.
All I got was dust and my mom's wig.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing because fish cant talk