You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone...with sprinkles.”
MADDIE MYBROMADEMEDOTHIS
MY BROTHER MADE ME DO THIS
Hollow Knight Beater MY UGLY BROTHER
My dog died I'm so sad
MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE
What do we want A cure for obesity When do we want it After lunch
YOOO Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
Why aren’t orphan jokes funny? The punchline isn’t apparent.
What kind of paper likes music? (W)rapping paper.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a muscle.
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping and I was starving so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times but nothing new was in their
I sold my vacuum the other day. All I got was dust and my moms wig
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing because fish cant talk
ME: Knock knock. MY GRANDMA: Who’s there?
ME: Interrupting cow.
MY GRANDMA:Interrupting c- Dies from heart attack