Hello all my cheesy fella's!
Mr. CheezFartz
Cheese on my dick, condom with cheese in my ass, cheese in my mouth, cheezy fart in my nose, cheeto dust on my fingers, fat and cholestrol, that's me! I love cheese. I love cheese to the point to where the aroma of cheese takes me to heaven. My favorite type of cheese is blue cheese, mozzarella, and nacho cheese. I also love Extra Cheddar Goldfish and Cheese Balls, Cheez-Its, along with Ritz crackers with cheddar cheese. LOVE EATING SHREDDED CHEESE AT 3AM SO MUCH!!!! And I love copy pasting some cheesy lyrics!!!! I have a fetish towards cheese so yeah!
Hello my fellow cheesy people. Who LOVES cheese here?
Yesterday was my cheesy 1 month anniversary haha!
Hello fellow people. It's is I, the great Mr. CheesFartz. Some of thou must've missed me! Don't worry, I'll post some cheesy jokes and I'll be cheesier than ever!
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Cheesy Fun Fact: Nacho Cheese is actually Cheddar Cheese, but in liquidized form! 🧀🫕
Cheesy Joke Of The Day: Why did the shredded cheddar cheese get mad when the teacher gave him an F on the test? He felt he had been unfairly grated.
Cheesy Joke Of The Day: A terrorist bomb just went off in a paris cheese shop. There's de brie everywhere!
Cheesy Joke Of The Day: Wanna hear a really cheesy joke? Nevermind, it's not that gouda.
Cheesy Joke Of The Day: What happened after the cheese factory exploded? There was nothing left but de-brie.
what did ghoper even do for this website?
Cheesy Joke Of the Day: Why did the cheese go to the gym? It wanted to get shredded.
Cheesy Joke Of the Day: This might sound so cheesy, but I think you are really grate.
Cheesy joke of the day: What do you call cheese that isn't yours on the first day of school? New-curd cheese!
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I don't like you, T-Series Nothing personal, kid But I must go all out Just this once Bobs or vegana, whichever will it be? Sit the fuck down, T-Series, I'm here to spill the real tea You tryna dethrone me from spot on number one But you India, you lose, so best think you haven't won When I'm through with you we're gonna be completely fucking done 'Cause we only just begun, I review you, zero, bye bitch, gone So come… Read more
Hey It's been a while since you saw my face I haven't been doing so great So I took a little break A lot of people are saying some things about me that aren't quite true Doesn't matter if it's true, though Just as long as it's entertaining to you, right? You guys having fun? All aboard the toxic gossip train Chugging down the tracks of misinformation The toxic gossip train You got a one-way ticket to manipulation station Toxic gossip train Tie me to the tracks and harass me for my past Those rumors look like facts if you don't mind the gaps I won't survive in the crash, but hey At least you're havin' fun
I tried getting the waiters attention by blinking in morse code. Why are you blinking so much? I got something in my eye. Here let me get it out. Sir was blinking at is this because your date is a freak? Very good then Bon Appétit