maxi

I make jokes and sometimes I’m funny
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Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?

Because he had no loco-MOTIVE AHAHAH

Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?” The bartender says, “No, only women.” The man then leaves.

JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open minded presidents ever