lilly 69

Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.

I charge 50 bucks a suck.

men

Wait, that's me.

Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.

I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.

I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.