What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved.
Like if your best friend has a dog.
Like if your best friend is emo. *repost* or like if you have a best friend.
A termite walks into a bar and says, "So, is the bartender here?"
Are you suicide, cause you're always on my mind