Roses are red, Violets are fine. Why is your life So much better than mine?
EnochTyr
@enochtyr
Im here due to boredom and cause why not, a few of the older members know me as IncendiaryRat.
Person 1: "I love KFC."
Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"
Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"
Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"
Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"
Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"
Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."
Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"
If you ever think no one cares about you,
kill someone, then the news will.
Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.