I have always been scared of stairs; they're always up to something.
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Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
Why are bears' hair so sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?
If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?
Jerry: What's the best thing about Switzerland?
Charles: I dunno.
Jerry: Well, the flag is a big plus.
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.