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I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.

yo mama so stupid she threw a mothers day party at a orphanage

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."

Dad, how do stars die?" -- "Usually an overdose."

Why did the frog take the bus to work?

His car got toad.

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!