I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.
IWS/INGEN - COLLAB ACC!
I love touching little kids
The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are
“I know that everyone is allowed to act stupid once in awhile, but you’re really abusing that privilege.”
1 like= 1 more child in my basement
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
My child: "Dad, am I beautiful?"
Me: "You’re like the sun, sweetie. You’re painful to look at."