How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the CHASE"
BOOTY$MACKA
Smacking BOOTY is my passion
Why did the booty go to therapy?
It had some DEEP-SEATED issues
How do asses communicate?
Through BOOTY CALLS
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ENDS MEET
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in CRACK CONDITIONING
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A CRACK-UP
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A BUTT-TRICK
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop CRACKING UP
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his FART
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on TRACK
How do booties greet each other?
"What's CRACKIN"
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's CHEEK
Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?
It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it
What do you call a country's BOOTY?
Its bottom-line
