ashton parkes from the future
In my time there are still 5 more hours until 2046 lmfao
I'm a real ass pimp
Happy New Year 2046 btw! Oh wait, you bozos are still in 2022, and in May. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Soooo I'm gonna sum up what I did in this year (2045). First off, I tied up ZEPHYR and fucked his hoe shay after drugging her. She died in a crash on her way home. Then I tortured ZEPHYR and forced him to tell me all his jokes and I used his jokes to get some real ass bitches. I also got rich off of my jokes and bought this website and renamed it into BESTJOKESEVER. Now all of the jokes on BESTJOKESEVER.COM must be top tier or I will personally come to your house and beat the shit out of you.
sup hoes