The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
๋࣭ ⭑☁.๋࣭ ⭑ 𝓨𝓾 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝓶𝓮
PEDRO PEDRO PEPEPEDRO PE!🔥🔥💯💯
⋅* ‧₊ "ʷʰᵉⁿ ᵗʰᵉʸ ᵒᵛᵉʳ ʳᵉᵃᶜᵗ." ‧₊˚
Right's to all the rooms in the German sex dungeon ˙—
What does my dad have in common with Nemo? They both can’t be found.
A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!
Today, I asked my phone “Siri, why am I still single?” and it activated the front camera.
My friend said my life was a joke.
No jokes have meaning.
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
What's a flat chested emo called?
A cutting board.
What's a opran family photo called?
Selfie.