Your forehead so big John cena could wrestle on it
Your mom
I went to the orphanage and yelled your mama jokes
From your mom
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it. Because it’s empty inside
What’s the difference between issac Newton and the baby I just killed?
Issac Newton died a virgin!😎
What is the difference between a rock and my gf. One is rock hard and the other is Dwayne Johnson
i gave caillou bleach now he is paler then ever >:)
What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.😎
y r u gay
Why do golfers bring an extra pear of socks, in case they get a whole in one
Lung story short... ahqhahahah
Bippity Boppity Boo Donald Trump is gonna deport you!!
Here’s a joke..... you
Your life