Did you hear the news? Michael jackson died, because he choked on 7 year old nuts and balls
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What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy? Wet 6 year old balls
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag
Michael Has cancelled his upcoming dates. They were tommy age 9, and Bobby, 11
What does Michael jackson like to carry around? A little ball sack
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror
What was Michael jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloid? Don't just leave me alone
What did Michael jackson say before he died, as far as his chidhood? This is it.
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3
What does Michael jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery? keaving your son with Michael Jackson
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave? Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jacksdon will get you.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? tea-hee-hee
What is michael Jackson's favorite instrument, a small skin flute
Why does michael jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
Why does michael jackson like 44 year olds? There's 44 of them.