And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but If I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
Peter Griffin
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!
But your moms the best, the super M.I.L.F.
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I’m half black.
We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that.
You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly.
I like your mama's big BUTT, and I cannot lie.
You know we straight with doin your mom!!
Doin your mom, doin doin your mom........
Doin your mom, doin doin your mom.......
Doin your mom, doin doin your mom......
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin your mom.
She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it.
Yeah. She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it.
How many times I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again.
I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn’t start.
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
Five minutes later, she agreed to get with me so we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity, Giggity, Giggity.
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.