What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
I'm not funny
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony? They are both jokers.
Where is Rex the dinosaur? In the ground
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
Biggest lie ever told: it was the cat.
Why aren't dogs known as carrots? Because they aren't.
What did the doctor say to the mother after delivering the baby? Sorry.
What is the similarity between an anti joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
A police officer pulls a man over. "Hands in the air!" The man said, "okay."
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common? Both have noses.
I don't think jokes are very funny.
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.
What is this joke?
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at it's eyes.
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
Fun fact! If you steal your sister's cat, she will be mad.