Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.
I'm not funny
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at it's eyes.
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
What is the similarity between an anti joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
A police officer pulls a man over. "Hands in the air!" The man said, "okay."
Biggest lie ever told: it was the cat.
I don't think jokes are very funny.
What is this joke?
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony? They are both jokers.
Fun fact! If you steal your sister's cat, she will be mad.
Why aren't dogs known as carrots? Because they aren't.
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
What did the doctor say to the mother after delivering the baby? Sorry.
Where is Rex the dinosaur? In the ground
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common? Both have noses.
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.