AAiden3 years agoBFF:DUDE, COME OVER TO MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!Me:What no way its 2:58 amBFF:but i just found my brothers secret stash of oreos!!!!!Me:I'll be over in 5 minutes
AAiden3 years agoSon:mom can i borrow 50$?Mom:What NO WAY what do you think money grows on trees?SOn:mom what is money made of Mom:paperSon:where does paper come from? Mom: . . .
AAiden5 years agoWhat did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place "Now sashimi now you don't"