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Heroin Monkey

Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator
1.Stand silently and motionless in the corner,
facing the wall, without getting off.
2.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and
while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in
there?"
3.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to
pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
4.Leave a box in the corner, and when some-
one gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
5.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a
while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
6.Stare at another passenger for a while, then
announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and
back away slowly.
7.Greet everyone with a warm handshake and
ask them to call you Admiral.
8.Dress up as the devil and then ask other
people as they get in, "Going down?"
9. Drag a desk into the elevator. Ask "Do you
have an appointment?"
10. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a
more suitable host body."

DADDY sus aka the king

the best light skin stare

Tik Tok
@kade.grothem

Heroin Monkey

Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator
1.Stand silently and motionless in the corner,
facing the wall, without getting off.
2.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and
while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in
there?"
3.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to
pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
4.Leave a box in the corner, and when some-
one gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
5.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a
while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
6.Stare at another passenger for a while, then
announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and
back away slowly.
7.Greet everyone with a warm handshake and
ask them to call you Admiral.
8.Dress up as the devil and then ask other
people as they get in, "Going down?"
9. Drag a desk into the elevator. Ask "Do you
have an appointment?"
10. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a
more suitable host body."

Heroin Monkey

The shape shifter staring at my key hole,
as he prepares to charge In at the door at
full attack, and as I desperately try to
prepare and hide and hope that he does.
not see me.
108.237.328.23
MISSISSIPPI DECEMBER 21, 2036
Kol
O

Kamui_JAMAL

Bro got that light skin stare 🥴

MEME LORD

Frogs in hats a
@laterundulator
i used to be so obsessed with this fucking pig
in such a fucked up sadistic way i would stare
at pictures of him for like hours on end and
envision myself hitting him with my grandpas
truck

୨୧𝓷𝓪𝓽𝓪𝓵𝓲𝓪✧🎀ྀིྀི

don't just
Stare
say good
mornin
Jeshardayzxx

Heroin Monkey

6
CI
Me staring at my red
screen after someone
shouts "how did someone
get that wrong"

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