Ryan Reynolds jokes
A plane is going to crash. There are four passengers and only three parachutes. All the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first. He says, "My fans need me," and jumps. Donald Trump takes another and says, "I am the smartest president," and jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says, "Child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute." The boy replies, "Don't worry - Donald took my backpack."
Who is the king of Reddit?
Sam Ryan.
Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? Because he is.
What do you call 6 gay men going to war?
Rainbow 6 Siege.
Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.
What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.
