Pl jokes

Past, present, and future walked into a bar... things got tense :). Pls send help, yet once again :).

So Santa fell down the chimney, but it was a lit chimney...his name's no longer Santa. It's Crisp Cringle. Pls send help :)

So, my dad was drinking, so he was drunk, and I was sad. But can you be my friend, please?

My life.

Kill me, please.