Twilight Period

Alright listen up, genius. The guy's girl is on her period, right? And he's all scared of blood, a real hemophobe. So, being the 'open-minded' idiot he is, he calls Edward from "Twilight" – you know, the vampire dude who's all about sucking blood. He leaves his girl and Edward alone so they can 'cheer each other up.' Get it? Because vampires and periods go hand-in-hand. You probably don't get hand-in-hand either!