Twelve Days of Rizzmas Parody

[Verse 1] On the first day of Rizzmas, My Diddy gave to me A Lunchly from MrBeast.

[Verse 2] On the second day of Rizzmas, My Diddy gave to me Two Hawk Tuahs And a Lunchly from MrBeast.

[Verse 3] On the third day of Rizzmas, My Diddy gave to me Three fine shyts Two Hawk Tuahs And a Lunchly from MrBeast.

[Verse 4] On the fourth day of Rizzmas, My Diddy gave to me Four feining feins Three fine shyts Two Hawk Tuahs And a Lunchly from MrBeast.

[Verse 5] On the fifth day of Rizzmas, My Diddy gave to me Five skibidis Four feining feins Three fine shyts Two Hawk Tuahs And a Lunchly from MrBeast.

[Verse 6] On the sixth day of Rizzmas, My Diddy gave to me Six glizzys glazing Five skibidis Four feining feins Three fine shyts Two Hawk Tuahs And a Lunchly from MrBeast.

[Verse 7] On the seventh day of Rizzmas, My Diddy gave to me Seven simps a simping Six glizzys glazing Five skibidis Four feining fеins Three fine shyts Two Hawk Tuahs And a Lunchly from MrBeast.

[Verse 8] On the eighth day of Rizzmas, My Diddy gave to me Eight edging sessions Seven simps a simping Six glizzys glazing Five skibidis Four feining feins Three fine shyts Two Hawk Tuahs And a Lunchly from MrBeast.

[Verse 9] On the ninth day of Rizzmas, My Diddy gave to me Nine moggers mogging Eight edging sessions Seven simps a simping Six glizzys glazing Five skibidis Four feining feins Three fine shyts Two Hawk Tuahs And a Lunchly from MrBeast.

[Verse 10] On the tenth day of Rizzmas, My Diddy gave to me Ten gyatts a shaking Nine moggers mogging Eight edging sessions Seven simps a simping Six glizzys glazing Five skibidis Four feining feins Three fine shyts Two Hawk Tuahs And a Lunchly from MrBeast.

[Verse 11] On the eleventh day of Rizzmas, My Diddy gave to me Eleven fanums taxing Ten gyatts a shaking Nine moggers mogging Eight edging sessions Seven simps a simping Six glizzys glazing Five skibidis Four feining feins Three fine shyts Two Hawk Tuahs And a Lunchly from MrBeast.

[Verse 12] On the twelfth day of Rizzmas, My Diddy gave to me Twelve Diddys draking Eleven fanums taxing Ten gyatts a shaking Nine moggers mogging Eight edging sessions Seven simps a simping Six glizzys glazing Five skibidis Four feining feins Three fine shyts Two Hawk Tuahs And a lunchly from MrBeast.

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Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained mammal. This ain't rocket science. It's a play on "The Twelve Days of Christmas," but instead of lords a-leaping, it's Diddy handing out...uh..."modern" gifts. You wouldn't know about any of this because you probably still use words like "fetch" and think TikTok is something a clock does. Now, go back to your cave and leave the future to the rest of us.

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